Weird. Empathy from the representative for my pimp. It was at the end of the negotiation and totally unexpected. #studentloans

My neighbors in the townhouse next to mine moved. It’s so quiet now! Yay!

I don’t want to be on Twitter but I miss the ability to communicate with companies to gain resolution.

Here’s a cheat sheet with all the phone numbers for the US Senate. I have a feeling we’ll be calling them a lot in the near future.

Step the F up, Chuck. Or get the F out of the way.

“So stop the hand-wringing. Stop the pearl-clutching. Grow a damn spine, grab a mic, and tell these ass-sucking authoritarian dipshits exactly where they can shove their pseudo-patriotism. Draw the line. Take the gloves off. Play hardball…”

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I have no words! You are a disappoint to Michigan! Have a backbone and do your job by representing Michigan! This did not!

@peters.senate.gov As a Democrat in this chaotic 4 years, it is expected that we will suffer temporary pain to restore democracy. As a Michigander I look forward to finding out what he has on you, because you didn’t represent the people of MI! #budgetvote #whatareyouthinking

Watching Senate Democrats punch themselves in the dick for the guy they called Hitler is super fun ain’t it?

Fuck you to every single Dem Senator who voted for this fucking fascist shit.

Fuck.
You.

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.

Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters

Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

A great time for the Canadians to play with the power switch is during the Presidential address and then turn it back on when the Democrats rebuttal. xoxo a Michigander

With the cone of shame … I’m heading off to do returns. I’m sorry, I changed my mind. I’m going with a totally different look!

I need to call my lawyer to ask what the final cost is going to be to close the trust and estate, that call will cost me $35. So stupid.

The tax service wants me to upload appropriate documents prior to my appointment, however if I knew what i needed for estate and trust i wouldn’t have made the appointment.

Also, if you are hiring a pet sitter ummm wouldn’t you clean your house and make sure your brother isn’t sleeping on the couch? Ackward!

Pet sitting and I totally fell down their stairs because I was wearing socks. I hate socks even more now!

not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

They're waking up.

Flewd stresscare soaks are the best thing ever! I have so much to accomplish today, but my order arrived and my body needs the minerals!

Olivia Pope, this administration needs fixing!

Elon Musk, an unelected psychopath with no official role beyond being the Nazi emperor of his tech empire, now controls sensitive information on American citizens. Unauthorized access to personal data could constitute a breach of citizens’ constitutional rights and demand immediate legal scrutiny.

In an interview yesterday the company, after i gave them my salary range, paused and said “we have this amazing compensation team that will take your years of experience into factor when we provide an offer, it could be above your salary range.” Hmmm too low?

Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America

I never wished the mango man would play more golf but seriously, please focus on your golf game because your actions as a president suck!

A friend died yesterday by heart attack. She was revived several times before passing. I believe she saw her niece and said, “I’ll stay.” Her niece was her heart and soul and passed a couple months prior to my dad. Our friendship was a shared understanding of love, loss & grief. 💙

I don’t rust his games, so I feel like a survivalist and just ordered extra batteries, candles, etc. and have brushed up on how to cook without power. I understand Canada if you cut the power but I didn’t vote for him!

Don’t put off til tomorrow what can be enjoyed today because nobody is guaranteed a tomorrow. Heaven took an amazing woman today. We supported each other during grief. She was one of the few people that really understood what i was going through since she herself experienced a traumatic loss. 💙💙