Once I found him I had to explain that the little girl (who was nonverbal, her dad came over) was just being friendly which cleared everything up instantly after we had our own hug 🤣🤣

My son is such a funny creature. This boy actually ran off and disappeared into a corner to sulk because another child hugged me in front of him
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Tried to tell the little girl "she's my mom not Urs" *imagine the cutest angry face ok, like, adorable anger*

2026 seems like a good year to go to the motherland

A timeless message

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

And she only wanted a photo of us kids

Ooooooo maybe I'll hand embroider the names! I can get that melty interfacing, trace the font onto it, embroider it and soak it away 🤩 oooooooo!

Shipping was a bitch tho so I sent them to my mom (bio) so she can send them to me. They will not be ready by Xmas but that doesn't matter to me. What matters is the fucking effort I'm putting into it.

AND now we have a spare so guess what... My brother's wife to be willing have a matching one too

I'm a genius sometimes.

I found a matching pair that look identical to mine (bar some decorative components that I can add easily)
I bought them. Now I just have to take pics of my parents stockings (and steal mine) so brothers looks like theirs, have them embroidered with names

I don't want it to not match everyone else's (we made up)
She then says well we got these in the states 20 years ago and we can't buy them anymore, which is why brother's (her bio son) doesn't match.

Well well well well.
Guess who knows how to fucking shop. That's right sissy.

So, I did a thing.

My mom (adoptive) asked if I wanted a new stocking because I changed my name (I didn't want my adoptive name anymore and it was £50 so hey ho)
I said if the stocking can't be fixed or replaced just keep it.

Perfectly sane reaction to news I got 🤣😅

My son complimented my outfit today. A rare moment but it was really nice ☺️

Granted I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt so 🤷‍♀️🤣

Arguably I didn't put on anything particularly nice just a long black dress cuz I was rushing and needed something fast to put on

Regardless, he's such a good boy.

AHHH! 🫵
I went to an oddity fair when I went to visit my mom in michigan, there was someone selling stuffed animals and one was a blue sea dragon!

Granted I also got so excited while buying it I called it a man o' war. 🫠

My manager messages me this morning saying I need to take time off.
Bruh I just came back from holiday.
Any way she's like U have 3 weeks of holiday to take before the 6th of December

That's literally the rest of November. 🤣

Any time I get up I get screamed at.

I sit up I get screamed at. I go to the bathroom I get screamed at.

Hell even laying down she won't shut up and has to talk to me 🤣

She tots didn't miss me at all 🤣🤣🤣 anyone saying cats don't love like dogs is a liar

I was only in the states for a week!

Gotta say, love coming home to my cat when iv been away because she HOWLS at me til I lay down with her and cuddle and will even try to usher me upstairs. Shes not like a fussy cat but it is funny when she gets that kinda mad at me

Bought a pepsi. Imagine my surprise when I realised I could remove the lid

It made me happy🤣

Ran into my mom and my brother in town, stood behind them at the self check out for a full 2 minutes thinking these people are taking loooooong

Boom, mom and brother.
My brother then made fun of the fact I was buying candy for the team and goes "breakfast of champions" 😭🤣

Old doodles :b

Just had a child trying to pawn their little sister onto me.

🤣

Forgot swan princess was on netflix

Fuck yea I'm watching that shit again after finding it 🤣

HUMAN artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

We need to stop pussyfooting around. People are dying because we are too weak, too gentle.

As I understand it, if U harm an innocent life in the confines of polite society, U FORFEIT UR OWN.

Mercy to the wicked is cruelty to the innocent.

It really is that simple

This week has been... Something I don't have a word for.

First the Ukrainian refugee. Someone's daughter. Someone's sister.

And now Charlie Kirk. A father. A son. A husband.

I can't even imagine the loss his wife is currently going thru. My heart breaks for her and their babies.

My brother was also very surprised when he heard pod playing, we got to talking about music with our younger brother. Kid doesn't like led zeppelin. Or Paramore. But he does like old Lincoln park. I suggested trying sleep token (my brother apparently knows the drummer, who knew 🤷‍♀️)

He's a child and he was right! Come on! Ridiculous 🤣🤣

I don't think he realised the wisdom in what he said 🤣🤣 he is like 10

Na I'm sorry she really called fuck the mother of all swears when it is linguistically interchangeable.

U can use it in any way U want. Noun, adverb, pronoun everything.

U cannot call something so common the mother of all swears. My brother was right, U can shine a shit but it won't make it gold