I just thought of taco fried rice, and now it is a thing I must try.

Shared my curse. You're welcome.

bahp bahp bahp . . .

If you live in Virginia, tomorrow you have a huge opportunity to make it clear to the GOP that if they want to win, it won’t be by changing the rules and redrawing maps. At least, not without a fight. Vote YES on the redistricting vote, and push back!

If you get his ranch, you could set up an Onion theme park.

We got SaveUSFS.org updated! L.L.Bean has joined the movement to protect the U.S. Forest Service. Welcome to the right side of history.

Gonna need all of that to keep us from taking a piss on his grave. 🤣

Being seen with J.D. Vance is a credible threat.

How is he still that drunk and alive?

I wonder how many PA constituents we could get to sign Fetterman's 'I hope you get more strokes than my dick' card.

so . . . 5?

(Its not a real job)

I'm going to be an AI arsonist, so if it takes my job I'll still get the last laugh.

Hey Iran! Simplified peace plan . . . 🙏

P.S. The correct answer was "dress up like a cowboy and keep it bottled in."

We just skipping the moiré Star Trek outfit then?

If you cannot tell, you should consult your physician.

Kind of hoping this is a new wave of someone's single in your area ads.

Anyone check in on Thiel?

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. . .Previously, on Grey's Anatomy:

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Scrubs 2026:

Who made the straight closed?

❌ Orban
🔳 Putin
🔳 Trump
🔳 Netanyahu

❤️ HU

It is starting to feel like the administration's support is finally cracking.

Time to double down. I'm mocking them in as many places as possible.

Call out affordability, America first, the corruption, the lack of morality.

Every piece we chip away ends this sooner! To arms!

What if they sent J.D. cause everything he touches dies? 🤔

The war.

Usually they put the head of a horse there . . .