in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?
The Odyssey was not written by Homer, but by an entirely different guy with, coincidentally, the same name.
YUP!
And somehow demands it be uncut
If we gave it to the grunts, we’d have to dip into our strategic powdered-raccoon-penis reserve
Only officers get the powdered raccoon penis. That stuff is expensive
He didn’t specify, but it turns out that you have to *give* the enema
I suppose spreading like measles would be a bit too on the point
Was just listening g to the NPR Politics Pod listening to stories about sitting on the floor of someone’s dorm room playing Mario Kart. This, and delightful takes on the Peter Jackson oeuvre remind me that Danielle is more than just a media personality, like, a real person! :p
So with her DNA all over the place, does that make her the Wilt Chamberlain of pop music?
It is perfection, friend. Thank you for the uncontrollable giggle. Sure, the shaking woke up my spouse, but it was worth it 💯
Those definitely sound like progressively worse decisions
I eventually came to appreciate Hendrix, but I was legit confused when my 9th-grade English teacher put the LP on the turntable and played us the Star-Spangled Banner like it was *A Thing*.
Suffice to say, I got better. I can only imagine that with experience, OP learns some goddamn perspective
I eventually came to appreciate Jimi, but I was legit confused when my 9th-grade English teacher put the LP on the turntable and played us the Star-Spangled Banner like it was *A Thing*.
Prayers that OP learns some goddamn perspective
This is not a surprise
RogerStone Carlson was taken
Opportunity for appeal
Paxton!
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Crocs are quite popular now
Using the very judicial activism that self-described conservatives decry, they went full Wilhoit.
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Mad-Libs can be so much fun!
Beautiful
Liars expect everyone else to be liars
To say nothing of those who were restrained or otherwise unable to either comply or not. “Neither Oscar Grant nor Breonna Taylor responded with any comment before press time.”
They sure didn’t Pad the hog on that bear, did they?
We do what we must because we can
2026-70=1956
Which war?
As the old saying goes, dystopia is when everyone has the experience that black folk have been having for centuries.
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He did say he had an arrest warrant. But that only applies if he talks to her. “Oh, you have a document my wife needs? Ok. I can give it to her when I see her. You want to see her? Ok. I can let her know. Is she home? I’m not discussing who or what is inside my house.”