So apparently punching someone in the back of the head is just a booking now. FFS! #NCFC

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
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Premier League quiz: Name every team to have been relegated Wolves are one of 43 teams to have been relegated from the Premier League, can you name them all?

I got 42/43! Impressed with that. 👌

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Gentle reminder that if you're looking for a nonfiction book about a long walk with "wild camping" in Cornwall in which the author politely paid at all the campsites he used and didn't make anything up, there's this thing called #TheGraniteKingdom by some bloke called Hannigan...

Amazing that Your Party hasn't managed to field a proper slate of candidates in Islington

Are there, perhaps, any recent examples of dubious characters with obvious security risks being appointed to the House of Lords?

Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day YouTube video by IceCubeVEVO

youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q?...

Fantastic news mate! 🥳🥳🥳

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

One of the most gifted musicians I ever saw play live. Unreal!! 💜💜

I don’t remember BBC News making this much noise when a PM appointed a Russian born son of a KGB agent to our legislature for life. 🙄🙄

Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth II from me and Ray Parlour 👑 🐍💣🍺

1 x Cobwa bomb = 1 x respect 🫡

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

UK unemployment rate sees surprise fall to 4.9% Most analysts had predicted the rate would remain unchanged at 5.2%.

Further confirmation that gloom over the labour market was considerably overdone.

Employment numbers also look broadly stable, and real wages still rising (slowly).

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

🇺🇸🇮🇷 CNN: A potential deal to end the U.S.–Iran war was close, but progress stalled after Trump publicly discussed negotiations on social media and with reporters.

He claimed Iran had already agreed to key terms—like handing over enriched uranium—which Iranian officials denied.

Prince - I Would Die 4 U (Live 1984) [Official Video] YouTube video by Prince

The greatest 💜

Had a bit of a mare with the last one. Picked the wrong island!! 😭😂

www.maptap.gg April 21
90👑 98🎯 95🏅 97🔥 80✨
Final score: 909

I was doing really well before the last one. 😭

www.maptap.gg April 20
98🎯 99🎯 84😁 99🎯 79✨
Final score: 899

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

42

"Israel never talked me into a with Iran"

Can we safely assume this 100% means Israel talked him into a war with Iran?

A,D,C,B

Conservatives Stand Tommy Robinson-Supporting Candidate Who Called Boris Johnson a ‘Traitorous Scumbag’ Nathan Smith said the former Conservative leader would be "jailed the second we take power" as he backed far-right Restore Britain leader Rupert Lowe as "the only MP fighting for us"

🔴EXCLUSIVE: The Conservatives are standing a candidate who:

- Praised Tommy Robinson
- Said man who Robinson allegedly assaulted “deserved it”
- Said far-right MP Rupert Lowe is “the only MP fighting for us”
- Called Boris Johnson a “traitorous scumbag” who “will be jailed the second we take power”

Residents on street that won Reform’s energy bills prize say Reform hasn’t paid Reform’s competition promised to cover the winning street’s energy bills for a year

👀 People on street that won Farage’s energy bills competition say Reform hasn’t paid

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/reform-...

C,B,D,A

"Bit stabby in the Senate today" - Brutus

"All these fiercer, faster leopards eating people's faces are making it harder for us more mature leopards to find a decent meal"

Two teenagers arrested over arson attack on synagogue in north-west London Boy, 17, and man, 19, detained as Met says it is investigating claims a series of antisemitic attacks are linked to Iran

“This is recruiting violence as a service, and the people who conduct that violence often have little or no allegiance to the cause and are taking quick cash for their crimes.”

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?