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Posts by James Parker
They said NOT for public consumption
It's an advert for JCB diggers with the tagline "POWER IN TIGHT SPACES", you couldn't make it up!
I mean, I'm not mad at it to be honest...
As a dedicated Svankmeister myself I don't know if I've noticed any of your references.
This is a splendid thing, you should play the demo, and be in awe.
If Stephen Mulhern (or the ghost of Matthew Kelly) follows me then I'd like to put myself forward for a YouBet:
You can put me on any train from London to the South West and I can tell you with 95% accuracy who is getting off the train at Bath Spa.
Rex Smith from 1989's The Trial of The Incredible Hulk?
It is the only thing I have to listen to offline and it's never the wrong thing. It is all my Desert Island Discs. All I want is to be rich enough to fund a live tour.
@tonygowland.bsky.social is on holiday but if he was here I think we'd definitely be seeing a "YOU'RE a big clock" somewhere in these replies.
I'm in the big city (London) for New Game Plus and whatever else is going on.
If you like the idea of unannounced Ground Shatter games, be sure to ask me about them so I can be all coy.
Guy on the train using his turned-off IBM ThinkPad as a stand for his phone to watch an episode of the Apprentice is the most LinkedIn-coded activity possible.
🎉FINALLY this can be announced! 🎉
An intense few months of volunteering has produced something really special; the #InterfaceX26 festival!
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✔️Game announcements
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Learn more: interfacex.net
Impressive 481 place rise for Cromwell Road Bus Station. Has Ryan Reynolds bought it or something?
Submissions close at 5pm TODAY for the IMPACT! Indie Games Expo! 🎮🎉
More information and Expo submission form here 👇
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Argument for a "single player" social network where you can post all the usual nonsense and an AI (classic, non-LLM) decides how much engagement it deserves and drip feeds you a bunch of likes accordingly
Watched FUZE or - as I would have called it - "A handsome man diffuses a bomb while a different handsome man does a heist".
My rating: Good
There's a one-time waiver that you can use if you're a freelancer. Otherwise it's White Hart Lane for you... But take a book as there's long periods where nothing is going on and you'll appreciate the distraction.
What? Wha? Wh? Wwwwwwww? Nice.
Well, doesn't this looks super charming.
Well done to whoever is in charge of the weather dial today. Absolutely gone for it. Hail to fabulous sunshine to extreme wind and back to boring old rain. Give us some thunder and you can take the rest of the week off!
"Lesslie wrote Justin Kurzel’s Macbeth in 2015, and this year’s modernised take on Hamlet, starring Riz Ahmed. It’s possible that Lesslie’s been brought in to add a bit of Shakespearian weight to what is billed as the franchise finale."
Finally, someone taking the F&F series as seriously as I do.
Can you ask your cousin if it will single handedly save British sketch comedy? For some reason the comentariat really need to know this!
This weekend I'm going to watch The Long Walk (2025), The Longest Ride (2015), and The Longest Swim (2014) for what experts are calling "The World's Stupidest Triathlon"
If you're going to make a 21st century Sinclair C5, why the hell not throw in an upside-down Atari logo for good measure
We're now in the third consecutive year of the LinkedIn people coming back from GDC and saying "Things are looking up" because they've all spent a week drinking with old friends and lost all sense of perspective.
Technically it's a Dorian-lite. Only actual Dorian clones can be considered Dorian-likes.
DLSS off // DLSS 5 on
Obvious when you say it
Great game, feels familiar but I can't put my finger on what it reminds me of