Flood the world again. This is the stupidest, saddest, scariest timeline

62 million site visits in a month??? R*pists and creeps are an epidemic! I hope each and every one of them gets locked up. There's no justice for their victims but it's a start

A government employee leans his head on his hand while wearing a hoodie and glasses. It's me, I'm the government employee

Far from feral but my only recent selfie. Sometimes it's just about getting through the week and on to the next one

a woman with red hair and a white shirt is standing in front of a blue building . ALT: a woman with red hair and a white shirt is standing in front of a blue building .

I definitely got the vibe instantly

This makes me want to watch The 5th Element again

"jack, run, cream, paste"

Hmm what are the odds Connections would make this a category?

"it's always 'your 🍆 is so good' and never 'I wanna let my friends try it' girls so stingy"

*sigh* it's a rough life 😔

I'm glad my poor eyesight can cause melting and minds to blow 😂

Rocking that up-do!

Me in a chair after enjoying the nice weather

Another week, another time to say I need a haircut and shave

See through + patio weather is a top tier combination

a man with a beard and a hat is saying `` i have no memory of this place . '' ALT: a man with a beard and a hat is saying `` i have no memory of this place . ''

Who filled out this terrible bracket? What were they possibly thinking?

Screenshot of an episode of Bob’s Burgers: two male characters are standing sweaty in a park and the text reads: What a year, huh Bob? - Teddy, it's March.

RIP beautiful girl from the rec volleyball league.

She's not dead, but the season is over and I'll never see her again

An absolute classic

Just me chillaxing with my grey hairs on full display

Another Thursday, another sleepy selfie

Easier access is never a bad thing 😂

Me in the kitchen

I've been trying to cook at home a lot more this year. It's paying off pretty well so far

VE 상큼규문용 COMING ALL OVER THE ICE

🇺🇸 🏒 🥇

Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress

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Alyssa Liu jumping on the podium

Alyssa Liu is one of the most genuinely happy people in the world. She has a great story and a huge W for nerds everywhere!

More like babe-erina 😍

Me laying in bed

Happy early Valentine's Day to everyone but especially my fellow people rocking it solo

Mack Hollins entering the building dressed as Hannibal Lecter means he’s absolutely going to commit the worst personal foul penalty you’ve ever seen tonight

The high schoolers were out protesting ICE this afternoon. Good to see so many care when being nonchalant is so popular at that age

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

Somehow I make taking out the trash an hour long struggle every week