My little suggestion today is that if you have to read a T.S. Eliot poem you put, “Girl,” in front of the first line & read the rest in the voice of a drag queen reading someone to filth.

If it really is a blue wave election, there is a possibility that we could eliminate the electoral college. We are currently at states with 222 electoral votes having signed the national popular vote compact. If AZ, WI, MI, MN, and PA end up with Democratic trifectas, there would be 270 votes.

New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

When it was good, it was very very good, but yeah, Sherlock’s petard did some awful hoisting at the end. It’s all about Jeremy Brett, imho.

“Dragon Relief in Hospital” should be about palliative care for scale cancer

Okay, that Patti Smith look is 🔥 🔥 🔥

That sexy conspiracy theories exist to cover up banal ones.

Antisemitism is a cover for transnational wealth class fuckery.
UFOs are a cover for spy/drone tech.
Antivaxx bullshit is a cover for withdrawing healthcare from poor people.

Unforced error seems to be quite the theme.

A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

WHAT’S HER NAME, ASSHOLES

“In my case, the long gaps between my books have got quite a lot to do with lack of confidence. A lot of the time when I’m not writing I start thinking I can’t do it.” ~ Wendy Cope

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

He might as well answer in Russian.

Is this nerd-bait? Because it smells like nerd-bait.

“the weak Pope Leo of Vatican” for some reason is the funniest part of this for me.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

See THIS is how you get me to consider choosing you over Katie Porter.

A StubHub ad: “Don’t miss Garrison Keillor. Live at t… See more” Under that is a picture of Garrison Keillor in a gray suit and white shirt with his arms folded, looking like the grumpiest nerd, or nerdiest grump, of all time.

I mean, I really don’t.

while u studied the blade i studied the bigger blade

A big-ass pile of grilled cheeses

BE NOT AFRAID

If your wondering if 62M hits on a website is a lot for a month, here are a few sites you will recognize for comparison . Sony - 23M Care.com - 4.3M Supercuts.com - 1.9M Grammarly - 27M Gmail - 50.6M Bankofamerica.com - 85.5M Cashapp - 55M Dominos - 60M Mayoclinic.com - 45M ActBlue.com - 11M 1/2

62 million hits on the rape academy website. Don’t fucking “not all men” me.

I probably do know some rapists. I’ll also probably never know who they are, because anyone who knows me knows I’d never keep that secret. I don’t give off “bro code” energy. I keep my eyes open, though. And I believe women.

Moe Szyslak, on the phone with Bart: “Hey everybody…

His death will not be a consequence for him. It will be a gift to us. It won’t be about what he deserves, but about what we deserve, which is a world without him in it.

So you’re telling me “Nicolas” would have to dig up 11 tons of onions for the privilege of buying a $30 Bud Light and listening to Justin Bieber while a trust fund chad vomits in his lap

Yea, verily shall this patient need 10 cc’s of morphine stat

I just castrated Russell Brand

I wonder what the Venn diagram of that circle and the circle of participants in the Rape Academy is