I’m at ICE HQ

tweet from Imagine A Guy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

toilet a at 1:30's fundamentals were a mess and it got exposed. not sure why anyone's surprised. you can't have footwork like that and expect to win in this league

conversation between me and my wife just now

her: i'm going to pour a glass of wine, you want some
me: sure, sounds good

omg yes true

the thought of being assigned to a new project at work excited me so much but then I saw it was java

I went to uni to become a code monkey but now I can neither code nor do the theory

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

there is so much good music to listen to and so little time, i looked for new music today and found 24 hours worth of albums that i slapped into one large playlist and i'm already excited

i remembered which email address i use for this account

das ist ja huge, wie hoch ist ihre ball attraction/minute rate?

sorry ich hab leider keinen guten bait für balls

balls fish

i love coding until i actually open the editor and have to type something in