Bang bang, my baby shot me down

‘The guy’, he’s on the FIVE DOLLAR NOTE FFS

Life is a rollercoaster just gotta ride it (all night long)

She’s off her entire tits

All the other brothers wanna detect THIS hole 🎶

The white Regina George saying that is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen

Vintage! SO adorable.

So would I if I had no eyelids and a string of shite hanging off me

What part of temporal pride adjective don’t you understand

Oh I didn’t know Dave was with you

Winona Pairing

Pricked myself up to four times doing this which isn’t bad as needle work goes.

I spose a fair few of the old cods will know Latin too from their school days

Can’t you tell by the hat? Or the shoes? Does he have a name tag?Lanyard?

‘Well, actually’ always good to ruin a convo

Until I’m blue in the face

As if I’m going to take fashion advice from an American

Who’s wolfing your gypsy cremes

I’m not arguing that you’re not a low productivity worker year-round but I have tomorrow off for a stag do so I’m just filling in the time OKAY

Girl it’s like Wednesday or something

🚨

Oh nooooo the songs in my dumping ground playlist have become emotional landmines

Don’t ever let anyone tell you you can’t have a bottle of red on a thursday they’re just jealous you’ve got friday off

Oh yah for sure

My street but it’s all full of shit on the footpath

Love too be a pedestrian

Oh my god

Not gonna ask about no spare tyre

i'll take that under advisement

glam