The staggering level of utter delusion required to believe you can take on the Pope and win. The Catholic Church, whatever you think of it, has lasted millennia.

I was one. Ish. (My parents insisted that I be raised with faith until I was confirmed and then I bounced). Completely accurate haha.

Yeah. The Jesuits get a pass haha

Everyone who’s anyone knows that if you aren’t competent at using actual comments, you <put notes to self> inside angle brackets so you can run a search for them at the end.

Atheist here but even I know the word of the Pope is the word of God. A CATHOLIC told the POPE he’s wrong on CATHOLICISM?! “Cringe” is not an evocative enough word.

Somewhat related let’s all hope no one explains to him what an antipope is.

“If this week ends without the US bombing the Vatican, I will be shocked.”

It’s the year of their lord 2026 and that’s a sentence I just said out loud and in all sincerity.

This may be my favorite game of the season.

Am I the only one who finds this email immensely weird? Like, not since the fifth grade have I just sent someone a pen-pal-esque email just to say “hi.”

I refuse to believe this one is real.

The best and the brightest

Love to see Jordan Walsh getting his props. Quietly underrated player. Relentless, irksome defender. Tough.

Yeah it’s unfortunately going to bite us. Plus I am of the opinion Garza earned it.

I don’t get why we are going with Vuc over Garza.

Basset hound puppy stares deep into the eyes of a pert lemon yellow duckling.

I mean seriously. I get that ad revenue is important and all. But so is charity. So please, charitably, just show us videos of a puppy who’s a best friend with a duckling or a kitten discovering it’s toe beans when your talking heads are taking a break for the next little while, okay?

Okay Congress: you have two weeks to ensure this never happens again. Impeach and remove.

Dear @msnownews.bsky.social with … all of this, we really don’t need commercials about kids with cancer or starving kids or orphaned baby elephants every 30 seconds. We are distressed enough. Thanks.

Um, hi. Are you… somehow unaware there a demented madman is about to exterminate the world’s oldest civilization? To murder millions of men, women, and children? Or are you aware, and thought reading a book was more important than the prospect of a U.S.-initiated genocide? As a voter I need to know.

At one level, yes. But airlines won’t fly out if they can’t fly in.

It’s not a laughing matter. No customs does not just mean no tourism. No customs means no leaving.

The price of gas reaching prohibitive levels, ICE in airports, and this? Intentionally or not (I think intentionally), they are are cutting off means of escape. Nothing good follows when that happens.

Theory: It™️ happened yesterday evening and his sycophants are so delusional they’re waiting to see if he’ll rise tomorrow.

Three Hundred Habeas Cases in Which the Government Has Defied Court Orders A database of non-compliance with court orders around the country.

This is a great resource, and it lays bare the scope and volume of DHS’s disregard for the rule of law.

Each case is categorized by type of non-compliance, and if you click on the case name, you can read the key part of the judge’s ruling. Simply fantastic public service from @lawfaremedia.org

I would say yes, but if you look at the threshold and the top of the door jamb, there’s no evidence that it was ever narrower.

Relatedly, just had to explain to my 72 year old father first what kink play is and second what bimboification is and then third that we don’t kink shame so that he could be as confused by the door as I still am.

I read that as “clusterfucking the WHALE world,” and thought that was a succinctly morbid way to describe placing naval mines in the Straight of Hormuz.

a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills Alt: The bad guy (sorry I forget his name!) from Zoolander is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills

Right?! Thank you!

But seriously I need someone to explain that door.

It’s on my 2026 bingo card, so 🤞🏻