No, ma st’intervista a ‘sto Chiofalo è quanto di più surreale io abbia mai visto/sentito.
Questo è un glitch nel Matrix.

#Belve

Cosa sto guardando?
Ma forse siamo noi su Scherzi a Parte?

#Belve

The only good thing happened today (aside from the lovely 🍑s pics) ✨

YAY!
I’ve got Pokopia!

… but my Switch 2 has been delayed ’cause the seller is a fuckin’ moron!

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I caved.
Badly.
Ordered a Switch 2.
And yes, it’s because of Pokopia.

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Wednesday are always so… hard.

Breath

They’re irresistible 🥹♥️

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Qui solo per ricordarvi che gli inglesi, di origine albanese, hanno Dua Lipa.
Noi, Ermal Meta.
Non devo aggiungere altro.

#Sanremo2026

Guess who lost his mind all because of soft paws and teeny-tiny ears?

#WorldCatDay

“Mi fa male da qui a qui”

Io… vi amo.
Ecco 🥹♥️

I’m speechless.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

What’s wrong with the guys from Spain?
Holy shit, they all look like something coming from Heaven above.
Unbelieveable.

That little bastard is irresistible 🥹

Manca solo D’Artagnan 🙄

My autocorrect have too many poetic licence, but it’s fine after all

After months of, a night out with friends.
Definitely, I drunk too much.
But it’s fine.

In fila alle poste, parte Danse La Vie nelle cuffie.
Una grande prova per un uomo cercare di non ballarla

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Finally ready for Stranger Things finale

Quando provo a ad avere pensieri positivi e credere ci sia una luce in fondo al tunnel.

Il mio cervello e la vita:

Was this G&T well deserved while I cook the entire New Year’s Eve dinner for everyone fuckin’ one?
Yes.
Definitely yes.

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Il remix con la Nicks

Finally found an Alpha Eevee.
Alpha Umbreon coming next!

Drunk and half high.

These toilets pics are becoming a classic

Ok, just started Stranger Things 5.
I couldn’t wait anymore

Purtroppo no.
Ho l’aereo da Alghero tra poco, quindi è stata una toccata e fuga.
Mi sa che dovrò tornarci 🙄

Esatto!
È indescrivibile!
C’era un vento che, per poco, non mi faceva volare… ma sembra un dipinto.
Madonna