I miss Bernie Mac so bad!

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It’s 340 in the morning and I want oysters.. keep in mind, I don’t eat oysters.

Matter of fact.. 6 am needs to come on!

Lord! 5 needs to come on.. I need a nap bad!

I’m so mad that it’s Monday already. 😫

I’m watching Relationship Goals and this is literally Being Mary Jane. 😐😒

It’s going to be a long ass night! I forgot my iPad at home. 😫

I’m ready to go home and get in bed!

I was just in my living room trying to do a cartwheel and baby.. I’m at the age where the healing process will take 6 months at the least. 🥴 Let me sit my ass down!

I may just go ahead and turn that on. I never wanted to use that feature just in case someone important had an emergency and needed to reach me from a number that wasn’t theirs but these spam calls getting the best of me. 😵‍💫

These fucking spam calls are driving me crazy! It’s been 2 months of this shit then it’s like 4-5 calls a day! Smfh!

Candler Rd and Old National are the same to me. Smh!

Amazon has to be the creator of “yesterday’s price is NOT today’s price”. Gahdamn! Now I gotta wait on this to go back down. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I really have a taste for chili cheese hotdogs.. and Cheddar’s. Lol!

I can’t wait to get off in the morning.. take a nap and then take my wig off when I get up.

Mfa just called my phone and said “put ya face in the phone.. I wanna see you. I just wanna say fuck you, I love you and I’ll call you later” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mannnnn! That bed time shower is something different! 😫

Idk why I can’t do it.. I always chicken out and I’ve been parasailing. Idk what it is. Lol!

I have a trip coming up in 3 months and I’m trying to psych myself into zip lining.. baby. 😩

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I swearrrrr! I always thought of myself as a petty person and they’ve taught me that I’m clearly not applying myself when I need to be petty. Lmfao!

They “kept them from fighting” and shoveled that woman car off for her. Surprised tf outta me

I swearrrr! One lady called her mom and the police! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve seen like 5 videos like this! I’m amused and shocked! Lol! I love it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The “shovel wars” the people up north having right now is SENDING ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just almost told my supervisor to shut up. Girl go on somewhere before I cuss you out. Slow hoe.

Apparently I need a few Coach Tabby’s.

I just realized my Repost on TikTok show my ENTIRE personality. Lol! Looking thru them, I love that for me.

Hoe wrangler..