I had real wasabi for the first time tonight and yeah, I don’t think I can go back.

Every slide deck can be the Euthanasia slide deck if you present it after lunch on a Friday

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

They need to make a caffeinated drink with a little bit of ibuprofen in it.

My bracket is pain

The Ohio State is ruining the bracket.

From the powers at be? Cost savings to replace tasks managed by lower wage workers. Who needs to outsource labor when you can cut it out entirely.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

I met the coolest 5 year old kid when I took my kids to the park this afternoon. Was named Constantine, only spoke Polish. But he was like the most gregarious and friendliest little dude ever. Kid’s gonna go far.

I don’t know why American businesses are still doing large layoffs to save money when the more cost effective solution of putting a bounty on Stephen Miller and stopping further destabilization of American business hegemony is out there

[stares directly into the camera]

The GOP consuming themselves from within to the point of irrelevance would be so cool.

Just saw pink coat lady’s video and…it looks like after wrestling him down they saw a legally carried gun, yelled “Gun. Gun gun gun” and opened fire to execute him.

His crime was not getting out of the street fast enough and trying to help a lady ICE shoved over to stand up.

It is an execution.

“don’t give them what they want”

they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance

Gross

So Case V. Montana killed the 4th amendment, right? There’s pretty much nothing stopping Law Enforcement from warrantless searches in the name of probable cause.

As always, tsk tsking about not following the rules, but legitimizing and justifying the act.

I’m so fucking mad and so fucking tired.

Honestly a night in ain’t a bad way to ring in the new year

Baby New Fear

I have been seeing a shit ton of social media this year pining for incandescent Christmas lights. While I do agree that they look nicer to me than LEDs, something about the sudden widespread campaign for them this year feels too astroturfy.

There is a distillery in NC that does an incredible pecan infused rum and it makes for a banging eggnog. 10/10 Feliz Navidad

Lmao the cat redact

I miss seeing some bugs outside

What a game. One of the most suspenseful pre-conference I’ve seen in a while.

One of the most annoying side effects of the internet is bringing all the Thanksgiving Turkey haters together and giving them a voice. It’s one day, eat your sides and let us enjoy the bird.

Hi, it’s me, five people.

None of my other nerdy friends are into Stargate, so I have no one to get hype with over the newest series announcement.

I think the multiple museum robberies aren’t a sign of the times economically nor a marketing move by the next Now You See Me movie; I think it’s all a push by big museum to get people educated.

As a former Speech and Debate nerd, watching Zohran Mamdani debate is like watching a chess grandmaster at work. He knows how to make his points clear and concise, knows how to defend and redirect when under attack, and knows how to go in for a knock out. Truly one of the best of this century.