unfortunately this isnt a joke bluekiers im taking this ts (this shit) to therapy

i said “no negative self talk this year” but recently mines been getting more extreme :( almost cried in giant #CriedInGiant

facts

Fursuit head
For sale
Never worn

Captain’s Log April 20th, 2026.

Today was the first day…I saw someone in the passenger seat of a cybertruck. Had ti let it sink in for a moment..

Hokusai - “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” (1831)

woah sick ty!!!!

*image of me dunking a basking ball over the statute of liberty drinking a beer*

ethical fair-trade no-AI vegan w faps

a lot of my art (my posts) might seem like theyre from my drafts but they are literally thought after thought in succession like a production line

“imagine all the pee hole” - john lennon

got no photos from ktown clash this year cuz so many ppl dq’d i didn’t even check my phone once

both a good thing cuz i said hi to more friends but bad cuz it takes a lot of work :(

got paid tho 🤑 (i didnt i literally didnt i gave the ktown esports club my money)

wringing out my brain so its juice (my thoughts) paint the canvas of of life (my bluesky)(the double “of” is intentional) and weave a world of the unknown (tweeted about farting)

do people actually like men im starting to think i got pranked….TRICKED into something Quite Sinister

As seen on my mom’s fridge: 😃

This year I want to…: Travel 🚀

You’ll hate me if…: Charcuterie 😋

Something fun about me: Taylor Swift and Zac Efron!

if i had a catboy boyfriend the first thing id do when i wake up is supkex him into the ground wwe style and give him a swirlie. id probably also buy a singular storage locker to stuff him in

I do disclaimers after my art (my posts) so the faint of heart (the average bluesky user) isn’t afraid when they read. I am here to calm them down

(Haha. Another joke post on my Blue Sky. I would never personally undermine the struggles of the neurodivergent for cheap clicks and “likes”. In fact, I am neurodivergent myself! This clears up any ill intent the author of this post may have had. Have a great day everyone!)

some people are autistic by bjrth; i am autistic as a creative decision

it should be illegal to check my email this late at night but i do anyway

ill blokc a bitch on miiverse

ill block a bitch on poptropica

ill block a bitch on google+

ill block a bitch on pubmed

I’m Not Gay, Greg

didn’t play melee again today when i very much intended on doing so

like this post for bacon. ignore for justin beiber.

i’ll be checking.

like this post for 10 elo points on melee ranked

but dammit my art (my posts) are worth it!!

i worry so desperately one day ill get treatment for <something> and look back at all my posts and be like “damn thats what my unmedicated mind was like huh”