Can’t go wrong with exiles

Sharing reports that in DC everyone with Bills gear has now completely transitioned to their Sabres gear. I’ve never seen anything quite like it

this is my most strongly held political belief

The administration brought the pig man to heel but also demonstrated that’s the extent of their capabilities to get people who are valueless in line. Probably the most nihilistic approach to diplomacy I’ve seen in my lifetime

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

Please stamd as you are able for our opening hymn

youtu.be/b90Cf6ARscc?...

I’ve legitimately been bit by a pitbull before and ended up in the hospital requiring 10 stitches. This is a dog you are cannot seriously say you can be afraid of.

Unfortunately I think my cat could take Fisher.

*snickers* oh, was there a spaceball today?

I’m the rare “doesn’t want to commit to a pc or a console” demographic and my reward is further uncertainty

I was really banking on the Steam Machine being sub $1000 and I think I’m going to be lucky if it’s less than $1200 at this point

rip julius caesar you would have loved march madness

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

we need to raise enough capital to revert ivy and coney back to a cash only bar. It is the only way we can retvrn

that's so (((introspective))) of you

Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won

slopulism generator:

Eliminate

*spins wheel*

Sales Tax

*throws dart*

for Teachers

*draws card*

on DoorDash

What’s the actual likelihood of a London franchise? Would it be the true jump the shark moment for the NFL?

i sort of think way more social problems could be solved by tripling every city's parks and rec department budget than we might expect

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

anyone who has been on social media for the last 15 years has ptsd for this exact thing when the charts start to buck and the smart weirdos start to flail and vaguely gesture like this

My future in-laws do live in a house boat part time- you actually don’t need to visit the vapid cheugy hell city

as far as I can tell the US wants Iran to become Venezuela, while Israel wants it to become Libya

welcome to the WarnerParamount+ app, your home for every movie kathryn bigelow can pitch to the DoD. i'm your AI help bot, basedy. i'm not one of those woke chatbots. you wanna watch the sopranos again? i have a version that adjusted the volume level so the homophobia is louder than the rest

You can just say things.

PSA you can oppose Israel without being a NAZI RAT.

I dunno man, Tommy Tuberville didn’t need to be the Senator from Alabama but here we are