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a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
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Corruption wins not more than honesty.

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Newly adopted dog from a shelter. The dog won't let go of the new owner's hand for a moment

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The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

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My (late) schnauzer would have the same kind of glow up! Looked like a street thug before, and then suddenly looked like a kid on his first day of kindergarten in the 1960s.

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It is now.

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It took me several moments to grasp that this was The Onion. It's so completely ripped from today's type of headlines.

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His prayers are full of false hypocrisy

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Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

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'We are missing data': NWS weather balloon changes scrutinized as tornados hit Midwest For much of Monday, the agency didn't anticipate a tornado threat for Kansas City β€” then five hit that evening. Did a change in weather balloon launches leave forecasters in the dark?

"The Trump administration cut the agency deeply last year, leaving some forecasting offices short-staffed...

β€œYou’re missing data from the Four Corners region, the northern Plains, part of the central Plains, and that’s where the storms were developing,” he said..."

www.nbcnews.com/weather/torn...

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Anyone know what prompted this? It showed up in my notifications. It generally flashed and then vanished. I managed to catch it.

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She's done photoshoots before for him.

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That arch is in Brazil and has no angel. Also, shittiest photoshop ever.

If he stole it from anywhere (and of course he did) it was from the Prince's Gate, in Toronto.

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The soulless, sociopathic orange cunt stands in his suit looking bored and devoid of intelligent thought whilst an Oval Office guest is collapsed on the ground behind him. Fellow guests, able to demonstrate more compassion than the pedo protector has ever mustered in his entire miserable existence, are helping the collapsed man. The photo captures the insipid, disdain Trump holds for any other human being not permanently kissing his fat, wrinkly ass. At least today is one day closer to his death.

The soulless, sociopathic orange cunt stands in his suit looking bored and devoid of intelligent thought whilst an Oval Office guest is collapsed on the ground behind him. Fellow guests, able to demonstrate more compassion than the pedo protector has ever mustered in his entire miserable existence, are helping the collapsed man. The photo captures the insipid, disdain Trump holds for any other human being not permanently kissing his fat, wrinkly ass. At least today is one day closer to his death.

Congratulations to photographer Andrew Harnik who has won the White House Correspondents’ Association award for presidential news coverage with one of the greatest Oval Office photos ever captured.

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Dash him to pieces!

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I just want to remind everyone that
I VOTED FOR HILLARY
I VOTED FOR KAMALA

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Yep. Both of them.

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In case anyone is still confused

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For all those still feeling the moon joyβ€”Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! πŸ‘©β€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ’•

*All four astronauts went to public schools!

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Interesting diversion. "Why is the same person in all of these spots?" became "She's allowed to have the same opinion a year apart."

Josephine the Plumber had the same opinions a year apart.

(and I'm really dating myself with that one)

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Members of Congress are gaining access to ICE facilities and surprise, surprise, the conditions are inhumane.

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Sure we threatened to nuke a country after waging war illegally, and yeah our current president is clearly involved in a pedophile sex ring, and yes our government is kidnapping and killing people in the streets, and of course we've alienate all our closest allies, but damn, those eggs are cheap.

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Existential crisis: I agree with Rand Paul.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

(I'm NOT deleting my post below πŸ‘‡)

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I swiped this for my FB account because it's just so damn good.

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My dog doesn't know what to do about ducks. Cats, dogs, squirrels, etc, totally knows how to react. He just looks at ducks (and turkeys, which we also have in our neighborhood) and appears baffled. Weirdly, he's figured out crows, though.

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Beautiful story of a man bonding with a robin.

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