One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan
i never complain about the archive going down because get a job etc but last night i’d allotted myself 40mins of story time and the fact that i couldn’t do that almost killed me
(omg i am PICKING UP what you are putting down)
that’s why i started a rewatch this weekend :-(
i mean it, genuinely! ❣️
sorry but with all this new media content i stand firm that no-one really gets askars the way OG GK girls do, you don't get him the way we get him
completely irrelevant but i think you are so beautiful that it's actually crazy that you walk around looking the way you do, naturally
HR sending out a company wide email reminding everyone that noticing the omens can be done after work
It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture
apple tango, disco grenadine syrup, lemon juice 👌
i’m catsitting for a friend so i’ve got a suitcase and i’m leaving london and now it looks like i’m one of #THOSE people who are going home for christmas 😭
let's put it like this, i am very very ready to live alone :- )
the "I wake up, there is..." meme photo of a tabby cat with stubby little legs, standing and looking at the camera, on a white background. top text: "I wake up" bottom text: "there is something wronger with Britain" there are two circular arrows between the text, going around the cat
So let me get this straight, you've created a vending machine for Crows? Yup.
And and you've trained them to 'buy' seeds by dropping cigarette butts into a slot? Yup.
And this idea emerged as an urban refuse solution? Yup.
Wow.
tinyurl.com/2yqfhwx8
yes i knew this 😇
do decongestants just not work anymore?? do we all know about this?
"Person who received an important call right when they were about to eat"
x.com/dailyportalz...
"That black suit in your closet that you only wear to funerals"
x.com/dailyportalz...
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
old drawing
insane behaviour
i’m getting lowkey excited about my new kitchen 🥲
Barkeep, a round of complimentary morning after pills for the ladies
it's my BIRTHDAY today and i am eating some WATERMELON
congrats!
does anyone even care that my head hurts?? how is this legal
i need to quit my job and focus on my renovation full time
1000000% agreed
