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i feel like people should STILL be talking about Strip Law so if you haven’t watched it stop reading my stupid posts and go watch it

1 month ago 49 14 2 1
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They had to combine millennials and Gen Z so it wouldn't look as distressing.

We basically don't have any money.

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double pane cartoons — top is a political cartoon sketch of ICE in community policing training with all of the targets that happen to be random white people riddled with bullets; below is scene from the simpsons episode where marge becomes a cop & during her field test of target practice, chief wiggum scolds her “tsk tsk tsk, you missed the baby”

double pane cartoons — top is a political cartoon sketch of ICE in community policing training with all of the targets that happen to be random white people riddled with bullets; below is scene from the simpsons episode where marge becomes a cop & during her field test of target practice, chief wiggum scolds her “tsk tsk tsk, you missed the baby”

3 months ago 370 65 3 1

we are not winning this thing without an armada of Matts, and I know y’all have busy lives but so does everybody else. figure it out

3 months ago 166 16 1 2
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I drew this remix of the old meme because I find myself constantly annoyed

3 months ago 1278 462 9 4

The ChatGPT pull-up commercial is so funny bc if you actually read the advice that scrolls by super fast it’s just like “go to the gym and do pull-ups” but in an instructional tone. This is the revolutionary use case they are spending untold millions of dollars to pitch to the general public

3 months ago 972 86 25 8
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cool guys giving u a ciggie

cool guys giving u a ciggie

keep fighting

4 months ago 3547 1295 18 22

This country used to kidnap and sell people. It’s always been this way. You just weren’t the target so you didn’t do enough or didn’t give a fuck.

3 months ago 15 10 0 0

Welcome to daily life for a hefty chunk of Black America, champ! Have a lunch counter cookie and go sit at the back of the bus.

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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

4 months ago 7374 2983 42 17

Folks read this and were like "we have to stop looking for perfect people" and "we need to make allies" and blah blah blah.

There have to be lines. You can't just keep shifting the line of decency in search of big names and numbers.

It's dangerous to the people most at risk.

4 months ago 168 32 1 1

Since the civil war, these people keep losing their minds, doing hateful things, try to ruin and overthrow the country, and then when they sober up demand to forget and forgive, shrug and move on. It's in the past. It's this fucked up abusive cycle rich people keep force fucking into existence.

4 months ago 195 39 4 0
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I keep seeing more articles about how they regret it now that the damage is done & I truly believe that if you have any genuine interest in salvaging what’s left of this country then whether you want to or not, you can never forgive these people. You can never let them live what they did down.

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Tweet from Homeland Security with ICE agents wearing Christmas gear. The caption says "YOU'RE GOING HO HO HOME."

Tweet from Homeland Security with ICE agents wearing Christmas gear. The caption says "YOU'RE GOING HO HO HOME."

we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.

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So, will y'all heed a black woman's warning this time around or will we circle back to the same BS in 2028?

We shall see when the candidates are revealed down the road. I'm keeping my eyes on everything.

4 months ago 25 9 2 0

spitballing a 2026 motto: SORRY I HAVE MORALS YOU LITTLE BITCH

4 months ago 209 39 0 1

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot taxi flashing its hazards at another robot taxi – for ever.”

4 months ago 33 12 1 0
Aleks Liubimova @AleksLiubi •23h|
I'm the 'girlfriend' pictured in Choose Rich Nick's photo.
However I did not approve him posting that I'm his girlfriend. He misled, underpaid, and mistreated me. I will never work with him again.

Image of weird guy covered in labubus with a woman sort of draped over him in front of a fake tree. Also he’s wearing a watch on each wrist. Caption reads:

43 years old, no kids, crypto millionaire, smoking hot girlfriend.
Name anyone having a better Christmas than me.

Aleks Liubimova @AleksLiubi •23h| I'm the 'girlfriend' pictured in Choose Rich Nick's photo. However I did not approve him posting that I'm his girlfriend. He misled, underpaid, and mistreated me. I will never work with him again. Image of weird guy covered in labubus with a woman sort of draped over him in front of a fake tree. Also he’s wearing a watch on each wrist. Caption reads: 43 years old, no kids, crypto millionaire, smoking hot girlfriend. Name anyone having a better Christmas than me.

Whyyyy tho

4 months ago 137 14 8 5
"What goes on here?" 

Shows an image of the pan handle of Oklahoma that goes over the top straight line of Texas

40ouncesandamule

"Texas gave up that land so they could keep slavery:

"When Texas sought to enter the Union in 1845 as a slave state, federal law in the United States, based on the Missouri Compromise, prohibited slavery north of 36°30' parallel north. Under the Compromise of 1850, Texas surrendered its lands north of 36°30′ latitude."" 

taxchurchesfundnasa

"Tell me more about how critical race theory shouldn't be taught in school.

I am a grown ass man and I just learned about this 5 minutes ago. Fuck everything about trying to hide the sins of our past."

"What goes on here?" Shows an image of the pan handle of Oklahoma that goes over the top straight line of Texas 40ouncesandamule "Texas gave up that land so they could keep slavery: "When Texas sought to enter the Union in 1845 as a slave state, federal law in the United States, based on the Missouri Compromise, prohibited slavery north of 36°30' parallel north. Under the Compromise of 1850, Texas surrendered its lands north of 36°30′ latitude."" taxchurchesfundnasa "Tell me more about how critical race theory shouldn't be taught in school. I am a grown ass man and I just learned about this 5 minutes ago. Fuck everything about trying to hide the sins of our past."

The scars of slavery really are scarred into the very face of America isn't it

How the fuck did I not know this!

4 months ago 431 147 8 6
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Sam Stein C @samstein
X.com
According to a new report from active-duty and retired FBI agents, there was a bit of an issue when Patel arrived at Provo in the aftermath of the Kirk assassination: he would not leave the plane without an FBI raid jacket. They found a female special agents' jacket for him. But it did not have velcro patches. he demanded those too.
FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL AND THE FBI RAID JACKET
According to ALPHA 99, FBI Director Kash Patel arrived at the Provo Airport in Provo, Utah on September 11, 2025.
ALPHA 99 said that after his plane landed, FBI Director Kash Patel would not disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket.
NOTE: Based on ALPHA 99's reporting, FBI Director Kash Patel apparently did not have his own FBI raid jacket with him and refused to step from the plane without wearing one.
ALPHA 99 went on to say many FBI Special Agents (and other FBl personnel) were busy working in the aftermath of the assassination of Charlie Kirk and that
FBI personnel had to (stop and) ask around to find an FBI raid jacket - a medium-sized one - that would fit FBI Director Kash Patel.
ALPHA 99 said there were many large and extra-large FBI raid jackets available.
Finally, according to ALPHA 99, FBI personnel searching for a medium-sized FBI raid jacket (that would fit FBI Director Kash Patel finally found one. That raid jacket, ALPHA 99 said, belonged to one of the female FBI Special Agents.
ALPHA 99 said the raid jacket belonging to the female FBI Special Agent was then delivered to FBI Director Kash Patel on the plane, but as he was inspecting the jacket, Director Patel noticed two areas on the (upper) sleeves (near the shoulders) that did not have VELCRO® patches attached.

Sam Stein C @samstein X.com According to a new report from active-duty and retired FBI agents, there was a bit of an issue when Patel arrived at Provo in the aftermath of the Kirk assassination: he would not leave the plane without an FBI raid jacket. They found a female special agents' jacket for him. But it did not have velcro patches. he demanded those too. FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL AND THE FBI RAID JACKET According to ALPHA 99, FBI Director Kash Patel arrived at the Provo Airport in Provo, Utah on September 11, 2025. ALPHA 99 said that after his plane landed, FBI Director Kash Patel would not disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket. NOTE: Based on ALPHA 99's reporting, FBI Director Kash Patel apparently did not have his own FBI raid jacket with him and refused to step from the plane without wearing one. ALPHA 99 went on to say many FBI Special Agents (and other FBl personnel) were busy working in the aftermath of the assassination of Charlie Kirk and that FBI personnel had to (stop and) ask around to find an FBI raid jacket - a medium-sized one - that would fit FBI Director Kash Patel. ALPHA 99 said there were many large and extra-large FBI raid jackets available. Finally, according to ALPHA 99, FBI personnel searching for a medium-sized FBI raid jacket (that would fit FBI Director Kash Patel finally found one. That raid jacket, ALPHA 99 said, belonged to one of the female FBI Special Agents. ALPHA 99 said the raid jacket belonging to the female FBI Special Agent was then delivered to FBI Director Kash Patel on the plane, but as he was inspecting the jacket, Director Patel noticed two areas on the (upper) sleeves (near the shoulders) that did not have VELCRO® patches attached.

Kash Patel carrying on J. Edgar Hoover's FBI Director tradition of wearing women's clothes, I guess?

4 months ago 940 174 22 21

"Veridian Dynamics. We’re the future of food, developing the next generation of food and food-like products. Tomatoes… the size of this baby, lemon-flavored fish, chickens that lay 16 eggs a day (which is a lot for a chicken), organic vegetables chock-full of antidepressants."

4 months ago 319 43 17 1

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

5 months ago 40122 11697 972 674

Thinks it’s kind of sexist to deny the fact white women can be just as racist as white men.

5 months ago 238 37 9 3

(waving to my neighbors as they see me walking out of the porn shop run by Nazis)

“It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”

5 months ago 878 124 24 1

for senior citizens it can mean so much to spend quality time with a young person, even if it's just a few minutes

5 months ago 2115 292 31 6
Two yahoos in the back of a truck

Two yahoos in the back of a truck

Free birds ✌🏻

5 months ago 416 8 22 1
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