So Zahawi didn't feel safe and decided the only sensible course of action was to walk on the road with his daughter during rush hour.

He's so local, that after the divorce he decided he hated the place until such time a vacancy turned up.

Look, let’s not diss “I once banged someone from there”. If a strong centrist party emerges from the UK’s realignment, then this spurious connection gives me an “in” in six of what would likely be their safest seats.

generationally good "if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike" comment there

absolutely fuck this sideways so hard a fucking kidney pops out

Put them on an island somewhere where they can't do any harm.

I suppose I could lift heavy or run far, but I'm not doing both together.

The whizzkid definitely has 'dead by 30' vibes.

Can't believe I forgot to celebrate Justin Webb Day yesterday. Must have been distracted by all that normality in America

All is not lost. As someone famously said, "you don't turn the Titanic around overnight'.

Sajid Javid: why I tell my parents the National Front had the right idea

If shock troops were firing tear gas at random people in Walthamstow all day then, yes, I do think I'd find it within myself to deploy the five or six clicks of a mouse that would be necessary to order a gas mask online, yeah.

Will student loans be the next mis-selling scandal? [FREE TO READ] Graduates are in uproar about Budget changes to loan repayment terms, and they have a point

This country's ability to rinse the young and then berate them as lazy avocado addicts is ridiculous.

They're so up against it, it's madness.

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Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.

All of these people - Mogg, Farage, Carswell, Jenrick, Hannan and the rest need to be forever reminded of what they backed and supported

I think the White House badly underestimates the strength of the pan-European folk memory of 1930s appeasement, and how deep it still cuts. I suppose this is what happens when you learn in school that WW2 started in 1941 in Hawaii.

once again this just reads like a horror story

How it started ... How it's going

Sums up how rubbish Badenoch is that she has been forced into a “You’re dumping me? I’m dumping you!” rather than just sacking and disbarring Jenrick over the many, many things that would have kept him out of any Tory Cabinet since 1968.

perfect piece www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

finally, we're living through precedented times

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.

Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

Starmer's giving the facts tree a solid shake to see what falls out. So far just something about 'watch the effin' news'.

Starmer will pussy out.

Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.

10 Reform policies that would clobber Brits Whether it's mass deportations, slashing hundreds of billions of spending, or tax cuts for the super-rich, Reform UK and Nigel Farage have set out their pitch to voters

Tax breaks for foreign millionaires but mass deportations for the rest. Huge austerity and NHS cuts, replacing NHS with insurance model, scrapping NetZero, workers’ rights and online safety act. And a trade war with the EU.

Reform:
Corrupt. Ruinous. Racist. Moronic.
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Stephen Miller • @St... • 13m Ø Watched the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas with my kids. Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world.

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

“Santa”, Dan Aykroyd from Trading Places eating a piece of salmon stuck in his beard ok the bus

Merry Christmas!