“I picked up the guitar last year, and after endless hours of private lessons and online tutorials, I’ve now learned enough to realize that I have no idea what I’m doing with this instrument,” said the 45-year-old content strategist
poorly drawn cat with very long legs
a picture of a white-and-gray cat lounging on the edge of a bed, its front legs hanging straight down unusually long toward the floor
The replies are full of people using various horrifying stand ins for napkins
My 2024 coverage of the incident:
Solid Cat
Important girl information
Mind boggling how many layers of quality control this had to blow through to be released, every writer's room, every cultural sensitivity QA person, every translator and localizer, so many people who knew this was a bad idea but the word from on high says the incest needs to happen
Alex's backstory dialog being changed to "I dunno, Tom is my mum's distant relative or something" is hilarious. Why did you even bother with this if you were gonna do such a shit job?
A digital "charcoal" drawing on golden paper. It's a scratchy slightly crude style. Three figures lie with white gowns and gold jewelry. A long sword rests across their throats. At their feet are scattered Treasures. A massive decrepit hand reaches down from above towards them. Hand drawn text reads "In the black wind the stars shall die"
Tom Bombadillo
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/
I AM WHAT THE KIDS CALL GOIN THRU IT
Delving into the mysterious, forbidden, dangerous world of slight time signature changes in music. I am scared and disturbed and frightened.
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Went to the local Korean market, made some yubuchobap, vinegared rice in little bean curd wrappers
poke him
Accidentally brushed my arm against my microphone and briefly got jumpscared because it was weirdly warm and soft like I just elbowed someone in the boob
Libra: Follow the orders given to you by the man in the Hot Dog On A Stick uniform.
Orban concedes defeat. The support of Trump, Vance, Putin, Lavrov, Weidel, Milei, Le Pen, Fico, Babis and many others could not overcome Hungarian anger at a stagnant, corrupt regime
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Getting that feeling I normally only get with programming where the cursed creation I am making is built on spare parts, tape, and spit. It creaks and groans, feels like at any moment it'll fall over and burn, but yet it stays standing. That feeling, but for music.
