They don't warn you about the third gummy vitamin #OD 🥴🫠😵‍💫🌌🚀

My desire to be well-informed and my desire to be sane are constantly at odds with each other.

00's pop music is somehow so much better than the 2010's what happened??

If you liked Donkey Kong Bananza, you should definitely try owning a cat that uses clumping litter

wailing emoji with the text: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhh i'm soooooooo hungryyy

slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you mean dinner is at five pm i will die that's sooooo late oooooooooooo ohhh

emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text: i have never been fed in my entire life please sir i am so hungry please feed meee

the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text: oooooooooooooohhh i'm just a little kitty i'm so hungry you never feed me i must be the hungriest kitty in the world ohhhh

my cat every day at 4 pm

i block a bitch on mychart
i block a bitch on woot
i block a bitch on pocket mortys

They might need to put me in deadlock rehab

Rhymes with Finvestors

My top 6 albums of 2025. I was heavy into EDM this year 💀

Chart trending upward 📈 and downward 📉 emojis have become my favorite ways to react to my friends messages

spongebob big guy pants okay

I caved and started playing a private server 😎😎👴

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Maplestory Classic about to finally have me play an MMORPG again

The new Tame Impala sounds more like one guy named Kevin than ever

Tame Impala* holy cow

The Tama Imapala album being bad is devastating actually..

This Discord data breach has ruined my trust for any organization with my private information. I am using email alias' for EVERYTHING now

ThundeRzReiGn makes Rocksteady look like a top tier LOL #nasb2

I've listened to more new release albums this year than ever before and I honestly think Spotify was holding me back

Lose*

Donate to Support Our Mom Who Has Been Evicted From Her Hom, organized by Zachery Yaeger Hello everyone. I just want to start by saying thank you to everyone … Zachery Yaeger needs your support for Support Our Mom Who Has Been Evicted From Her Hom

My mom has been evicted from her home and we are unable to help her out financially as she stays with my grandma. She needs a lawyer to help her navigate this process so that she doesn't lost everything, so we are reaching out to friends and family for anything to help.

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The Long Walk was so fucking good!!

This is a good time to honestly reconsider any bio-metric data (finger print, face ID, etc) that you are storing on your phone or other devices.

I've been so deadlock-pilled recently I am so sorry for people close to me that have to watch me go through this

Silksong is meh.

Instead, play Garfield Kart 2 while taking turns with your housemates reading this review aloud. That will truly be the most memorable gaming experience of 2025. Only matched by gambling all your daughter's medical treatment money on the latest game of concussion ball (NFL).

The one time we got the smoking gun of undeniable ideology that mapped neatly onto american partisanship in political violence was J6, and we decided it was too scary to treat it as such, so now we return to deciphering memes of school shooters like medieval peasants panicking at an eclipse.

Nintendo wants YOU to buy Mario Galaxy a 3rd time

Something extra sickening about students who rat out teachers who even remotely talk about anything DEI..