That would be the thing everyone has been trying to tell you. If it doesn't come from an actual judge, the "order" is meaningless.

(yes, this was in fact a real thing back before we had any idea what the moon actually was)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra-T...

At least they're not legally required to be quarantined at sea anymore.

And is it an actual court established under article III?

A piece of paper from a random executive bureaucrat. The courts have already decided that it isn't good enough.

GOP combs Talarico’s archives to cast him as radical leftist Talarico has suggested he would communicate some of his views differently today, but stood by the principles behind the comments Republicans are using to tar him as an extreme liberal.

Even dumber. It's a reference to a speech he gave on the Texas House floor when arguing against the attempt to define two genders into law. Of course, they leave off the part where he gave a detailed scientific explanation of all of it immediately afterward...
www.texastribune.org/2026/03/12/j...

The US is *not* free to send him home, actually. That's why the actual article III courts have put a stop on this.

It's an intriguing topic overall. Games can evolve over time, and there isn't really a good way to account for that. I do wonder if there's merit in doing a retrospective or something later on, but that wouldn't even be a retrospective at that point...

Tim Vine - What does he mean by that? YouTube video by cagliost

youtu.be/XNOovivbnVM

There is no such thing as "too full" when it comes to the freezer. Either improve your Tetris skills or just starve.

Don't forget how very extremely not mad she was at John Oliver.

Surrendering your rights to the government in the name of "protecting the children" is a bad thing, actually.

Fun fact: if you stare directly into the mirror and say "TIGHTPUSSY" three times, the staff at IKEA will ask you to leave.

It's like arguing that limitations on the monarchy are unnecessary because people seemed to be just fine with unlimited power before the Magna Carta.

Fake

Of course not. The actual last name is "Editor-In-Chief", right?

How strange that it's almost entirely the same people who love and support Graham Platner. I'm sure that's entirely a coincidence.

Fun fact! There is an alternate timeline out there where freaking *Enron* would've been in Amazon's position. They were buying up data centers in the late 90s for that exact purpose.

Does Wurman just not know that Galilean relativity (which Newtonian physics depends on) had already been proven wrong when Einstein showed up with a replacement? That alone kinda kills the attempt at an analogy...

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I would like to remind everyone that Greg got mad at The Onion for making fun of first amendment absolutists back when his book was coming out. His level of self awareness is on par with typical AI these days.

Well, at least it's not slave ship Tetris.

Abble flavored crayons, imo.

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Hint: the positions they took in 2020 *won the election.*

On it

*pounds table repeatedly*

TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

Wow. The new wake up alarm system is *extremely* effective.

#juxtaposition