Fuckable Foghorn Leghorn already exists and his name is Benoit Blanc

real "knight who let his kids paint his shield" energy and I'm here for it

really nailed the assignment, imo

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

footsies gotta be #1 here, right?

Yeah, I do not like mixing with pedestrians or that intersection at East Blvd. I've been cutting up to the Cypress bike route at 45th and then just taking that down into Kits. A bit more of a hill and more stop signs/traffic, but not too bad. I live at Oak so I have to go east a bit anyway.

The FoxTrax Puck, but for fencing. Neat-o

Skeletor got a talk show?

yeah, that's on my route when I commute by bike and I've just been completely avoiding it lately. Definitely looking forward to the changes though, as that is probably the worst crossing of the entire greenway that hasn't been fixed yet

I was prepared to make some sort of witty retort, but then I noticed I am dressed in all gray & black, sooooo...
In my defence, most of my work clothes are at the cleaners.

I do not want to lug a big bag around airports or compete with other travellers for space in the bins, so I bring my small laptop bag, which comfortably fits under the seat for short flights

allow me to say this: hell yeah

put me in Jedi robes. I need my force ghost to look as much like Alec Guiness as possible.

The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂

we can't even have private plane, because of woke

I feel like I say "that is the stupidest thing I've ever read" almost every day lately and yet here we are again...

Huge! Watching Kotaku rebuild after the herb years has been awesome.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

*climbing into a handbasket*

“Sure are a lot of other people in here. Time to get cozy.”

“It’s moving now? Wonder where we’re going. Somewhere good, I bet.”

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

don't undersell this accomplishment

off, are you nuts?

Yeah, I dunno what these people are doing. Wearing shoes in the house is nuts I take mine off at the office too, but I get that I’m weird that way. I just hate shoes (and socks, but I live in a society so…)

I mean, off usually

We all have days like this

This sounds like a study funded by Big Guitar.

TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along.

Wait until she finds out about the French Revolution...

as per my handle, this is not a problem over here, but I too would love to know the answer

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