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I was today years old when I thought about how NYC gays must be taking their thongs to a laundromat!

I am confusion is Jessie W@re not a Zionist?

Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.

Don’t understand people rolling up to the airport 3 hours before their flight takes off. The one thing I feel zero anxiety about is rolling up to security 3 minutes before my flights starts boarding

Jfc what is in the water here I could go for a third time this AM

Welcome to da cluuuuurb!

Have been a biiiiig fan of them for years!!

Ooo I got something to quench the thirst 😉

Oooo my first BlueSky video! 😜

Meet me in Puerto Vallartaaa

Close up of Zohran Mamdani saying “Well, today we're taxing the rich.”

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

Also my sleeve is done 🥰

beyonce x shakira beautiful liars for gen-z

Me, having a stroke: call the ambulunz

You: are you having a stroke?

Me: by docgo, the ambulunz

Brooke Pinto campaign right now

Mirror selfie of me in a furniture store where there is a shiny obsidian “mirror”

Ciudad Méxicooo

let’s discuss

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

This race was named WHAT??? 😂

Im def sprung as hell.
#statice

the horrors persist, so we must remain as whimsical as possible.

They’re in our favor 😮‍💨

This lying ass ho, I love her sf much 🤍

a statue of a woman with wings is in the middle of a city surrounded by tall buildings Alt: a statue of a woman with wings is in the middle of a city surrounded by tall buildings. A view of Paseo de la Reforma in Mexico City

Oh bitch I am in a GOOD mood today thinking about how in 48 hours I’ll be taking off to my favorite city in the world

Yup -- en masse. Have it seared into people's brains that Republicans do things that will piss them off.

I don't get what the hesitation is here. You've got to kick up mud and make a spectacle.

so they turned around and starting mass murdering in beirut bc hey gotta stick to what ya know !! and people will still look at you funny when you say you will never vote for a pro-isreal candidate

🚨ARI IS IN THE STUDIO🚨

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Toad leans forward in his chair, sipping tea, transfixed by Frog's ghost story. From "Shivers" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”

“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.