Do I smell an Oscar? Finally??

She’s not the best part so I don’t even care about that

Why are we as a society not talking about how The Housemaid is incredible cinema.

[outside my apartment]:
hootin
hollerin
honking

[me]:
WAIT, DID IT HAPPEN????!??!?!!?

Company Retreat: how did lightning strike twice?

This is the special guest they’re teasing, no?

Obviously

That Randy Walters song is such a bop I’m so glad it was Streisand affected into my life.

The photo on BTS's wikipedia page is when they visited the White House press room because it's public domain lmao

My man, honorary Irishman Zohran Mamdani

Greetings from Los Angeles

Wow, a real and true miracle.

Life Is A Highway: still a banger

They're called "UB40" because if you remember that song, you be 40

So sorry to hear. Hope you get relief soon.

no war but class war
no iranian ever cheated me out of a living wage and decent existence

@lolwut.bsky.social

Punch has the monkey plushie, I have the heathcliff theme song.

lab thermometer with a digital readout that just says "HELP"

same, thermometer. same

Somebody has been teaching the children

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

I feel so seen

Everyone at this party liked it and I was like 😬😬😬😬😬

introducing a new bill in congress that says theres a rule where if you order nachos to share one person can’t eat all the fully loaded ones

Four movies I would grab from the Criterion closet

What if me but not paying taxes this year

It should be illegal to be younger than me.

What a quote, need more of this nowadays “I learned from them [my family] very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them”

TIL ivermectin doesn’t cure cancer :(