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Posts by Alice Online

i miss horse_ebooks

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There was a spaeti on the corner near Warschauer station that had a sandwich machine which made fresh hot sandwiches and the sandwiches had a mechanical taste that I crave sometimes but I just visited the spaeti and the machine is gone but im still craving the machine sandwich

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I got it updated and was able to successfully upload my thirstrap

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

*sighs heavily* nice cock

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Update app

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Sorry for calling your app fuckass

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Anyways hey

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my b, needed to update

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I don’t see any media attached to that post

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

Can you not post video on this fuckass app

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Life’s not easy for a beautiful lady with $120k in student debt, a deliciously tight pussy, and a suspiciously husky voice

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Miss you too, mb a call soon 🥹💞

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Oh yeh totally hyperbolic abt it, grateful that it’s purely psychological and not physical tbh

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Slamming espressos these days like I’m six unemployed Italians in a trench coat, to cope with stimulant withdrawal tbh

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Can you link bc disagree

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yesterday i was thinking about what kinds of subcultures can we create that are undesirable to private equity & investor capital and someone brought up Furries as a good example. i can't stop thinking about this

7 months ago 48 3 5 0
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Using LLMs as God intended and generaring visualizations of the rate that he’s falling for me based on reported behavior over months

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The most erotic relationship in my life is my platonic romance. Both of us are promiscuous in one of the world’s most promiscuous cities, but when we come together, our physical activity extends only to hand-holding and cuddling. The heat roiling off our mutual restraint is so, so potent.

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My current life philosophy is more or less entirely informed by a moment in 2023 when a beautiful woman looked me dead in the eye and said, “you seem like an anxious person”

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In a very “idk what to call what we’re doing here, but I’m into it so I’m gonna keep my mouth shut” phase of life

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Walk into cafe, Turkish music wafting and a gorgeous lady at the counter. Order an Americano and one of the bürek arranged on the vitrine. Lady brings me an Americano and a slice of semolina cake with freshly stewed pears, date syrup drizzle. I fall a little in love

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

This morning when I woke up my first thought was the factorization of (x+6)^2 and not a doom spiral about mundane stressors, all this math learning is rly affecting me

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Everything makes me cry, I am a holy alembic that distills any moment, the ephemeral chronotic and sensational, into a liquid you can keep. Blot it on a scrap of paper, keep it forever.

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you can "install" an OS shell on your retail LLM

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

I'm just a little kindling

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Despite not playing the game for like a decade, I still immediately understood the sentence, “in the original lore, Kil’Jaeden first contacted Gul’dan instead of Nehr’zul after the betrayal at Oshugun”

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You need to SMACK a bee if you want it to go away. Open palm, it will sting if it feels like it’s being trapped, but SMACK THAT LIL FCKR. An idle hand wave is just a challenge for them. Assert your dominance and SMACK

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>trail behind, position yourself out of his sight, increase weight of footfall into menacing stomp
>man scuttles into shadows

:’)

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>man follows you as you turn onto a dark path after midnight
>see his shadow usurping yours in the shreds of available light
>turn head, don’t stop walking
>”hello,” man slinks up to your side
>shake your head, say nothing, death stare

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

Good to be here bb

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