Princess daddy is experiencing zoochosis

There was so much i wanted to do today and I accomplished none of it lmao

Update on this: I snore permanently now. Not just when I'm congested. Neat.

I've been reading the Stormlight Archive since December and I finally finished Wind and Truth now what the fuck do I do

Just got emotional seeing sap lines running through the woods I really need to be home for a second

Today is all about sitting in bed and feeling ✨weird✨ I guess

Having a good face day

This post brought to you by: someone in Chicago stealing my fucking boots????!!! And that causing a lil bit of a spiral.

Oh so I've been like, really compartmentalizing, huh. And perhaps not the healthy way. Cool cool cool.

Being next to a Dunkin has turned out to be a temptation I cannot resist

Listen life has been a little dog shit recently but I'm back in New England, I got to see my best friends before they left to visit Ireland, and my hotel has a bathtub that I fit in so that's all wins to me

RIGHT of all places!!!

I went to Omaha and all I got was a broken nose

13 and a half hour plane day that could have been an 8 hour bus day got me BIG MAD

"getting punched in the face in Omaha" was definitely not on my bingo card for this year.

Since I redownloaded TikTok has given me SO MANY Mulder x Scully fan edits that I have in fact started watching the X Files again

Whenever I fly the spirit of my past life (Frank Beans, a steel worker in the 40's) overtakes my body and violently rebels against airports and planes

Well I just got the silicone part of my earbud stuck in my ear while I was naked on the toilet, so that's a new thing I didn't know I needed to fear.

30 degrees and the sun is out seasonal depression WHO

The one two punch of Disco Snail and that old ass my horse song coming up on reels might be my indicator that it's bed time

Skyline chili is kinda fucked up but I also kinda fuck with it. Get me out of Ohio.

There are hockey children staying in this hotel with us and if I make it through the weekend without kicking one I deserve a prize.

Stunner lil chain from @vorpal-chain.bsky.social got me feeling v butch

Okay that halftime show was GREAT

Okay in my defense, I worked out yesterday so my abs were already kinda funky and that was the entire reason I hope

Pulled a muscle in my stomach pooping today :/

Jody can't beat the misogyny allegations :(

Life is so silly. I once got a pretty nasty concussion and the only thing I could focus on at all was the Phoebe Bridgers cover of "Prayer in Open D"

#justbeththings

Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts