Pretty sure Peter Thiel has a favorite tee, and it says “Sauron was right”

Literally went to an Irish food sovreignty festival on Saturday.

My ovaries are tingling

Zohran Mamdani: “For a long time, Republicans have sought to describe themselves as being driven by the needs of working people – when in reality we've seen a chasm in what they've actually delivered for those people”

Yesterday dog didn’t eat or eliminate for 24 hours. Just slept in my closet.

This morning he insisted on an incredibly long walk, eliminated, and ate breakfast.

Now napping in my closet.

Apparently I decided to have insomnia tonight and I have to teach today so that is great.

True. Our government needs a full overhaul.

I think he was born out of country and so isn’t allowed. Which makes me sad. He’d be a great president.

Worried about fuel prices? Complain to the source. #speirgorm

The Trump Outhouse is really the only thing he deserves.

He’s producing so at least he won’t be in it lol

August Wilson is one of the best playwrights EVER.

It wasn’t the hair that scared me!

Whatever it is it’s tasty AF 😂

No.

Easy peasy.

An orange pumpkin shaped cast iron pot with its lid lifted partway up - inside is a stew of rice, chicken, tomatoes, peppers and more….

Made some kinda faux gumbolaya and honestly? It looks good.

Next week I’ll make sure to pick up some sausage but this will do!

#cooking #magicpumpkin

My dog is senile and doesn’t want me working at my desk. So I’m in bed.

Not working. Goddamn it.

Kinda? I mean I am a mom, overweight and 50, but my sense of style isn’t matronly!

Javier Bardem was so terrifying in this role that I would practically have a panic attack when I saw him on screen for a couple of years after I saw this film. (Not anymore thank goodness.)

This is a reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.

The walls are standing perfectly!

It’s the same disorder and I wish people would realize that hoarding money is just as gross as keeping jars of shit under your kitchen sink.

I doubt coworker will get a bonus

Captains group chat, obvs 💬

Thank you!

Two months later an my plan worked. These are my natural nails 💅🏽

I miss my dad so much lately but honestly the news today would probably kill him!

Did you know that there are 16m Jewish people in the world and only 7m of them are Israeli?

There’s a huge difference between “all Jews” and Israelis.

Signed,
An anti Zionist Jew

Use chopsticks 🥢

Of course he shouldn’t have posted it. But I get the anger man.