My fortune cookie fortune that reads "Your financial outlook is great at this time."

🤣🤣🤣💀🙏🤞

I love weed and chinese takeaway

It's Saturday!
Post a cartoon TV series you love.

Azura the cat sleeping

Azura the cat napping

Azura the cat snoozing

She sleepy #caturday

Gir from Invader Zim kicking a door in. Speech bubble reads "Weed time!"

Picture of a chick flapping its wings over a toy finger skateboard

I ❤️ skater chicks

Azura the cat giving me the death stare for disturbing her slumber in my chair

Azura the cat looking very discontent and (likely) imagining her revenge for me waking her.

she steals my seat but I'm the bad guy #caturday

Strava screencap Morning Run Distance 10.00 mi Moving Time 1:52:07 Avg Pace 11:13/mi Elevation Gain 332ft

2 weeks left but getting better!
I almost forgot how nice running is without debilitating pain 😄

writing "THIS MACHINE KILLS BAD VIBES" on my can of miller lite
*everyone groans at my sht*

lost my car clicker yesterday running so I reran the route today

no luck finding it but that's still 8 more miles in #mrbrightside

Great pic. Powerman rocks 10/10

make a movie silly

lord of the swings

post-molten lava cake clarity

Azura the cat stretching on my (her) bed

she s t r e t c h #caturday

marathon training was supposed to be the full half, but injuries really set me back

still able to get in 8 well enough with a few weeks left so not hopeless 😅

Azura the cat curiously pawing at a seemingly innocuous dangling piece of string while atop her royal tower (a cat tree), unaware of the danger that lurks.

Azura the cat alerted by the string suddenly reacting, swinging back at her as if possessed by some dark will (gravity); her eyes are wide, tail high as she rallies herself to meet this new threat.

Azura the cat engaging the String in spectacular yet vicious combat, her razor sharp claws fully extended as she swipes at her foe; the lightning fast attack catches this String off guard as it simply hangs there motionless, unable to react.

Azura the cat sitting proudly and gracefully in victory, clutching her vanquished enemy (a piece of string) in her mighty paws. Her subjects (me) can only look on in awe of her great prowess and majesty.

a short story: Azura vs the String
#jrrtolkitten #blackcatsrule

Image of Hitori Goto from Bocchi the Rock! staring with shaded eyes wide. Caption reads "I have to socialize to get friends!?"

totally unfair

When I make a good post.

Abe Simpson at a typewriter with two cans of soft drink and a corkboard on the wall behind him pinned with notes.

Dear governments of the world,
There are too many psychopaths in power nowadays.
Please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot.

Gif of Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings speaking and gesturing to the audience. Subtitle reads "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve Alt: Gif of Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring speaking and gesturing to an audience. Subtitle reads "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

sharing my Skircle

Azura the cat in desperate need of my immediate attention while I am playing video games

just loafin #caturday

this is all because I don't drink enough water isn't it? 😔

just going to keep rewatching the Hobbit until I feel normal again

Top picture: Josh Peck in Drake & Josh smiling to a delivery person. Subtitle reads "Thanks! Have a good day!" Bottom picture: Delivery person glaring back in doorway. Subtitle reads "Don't tell me what to do."

this all Josh did and they still going at him for no reason

fake lizards are much more appropriate for psychokitties like Zuzu 🙂‍↕️ #mylittlepanther #blackcatsrule

favorite X-Man and the reason I started playing cards as a kid

cheers to everyone else who leaves the bag in while drinking their tea. totally valid, not weird

watching camping content on youtube. I bet plato is throwing an absolute conniption in hell

go ahead and let those dirty dishes "soak" playboy