i can’t stop laughing

who is letting the duck in??
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Ear buds and ear bud case

I should call her…

Poem reading In order for me to write poetry that isn't political I must listen to the birds and in order to hear the birds the warplanes must be silent - Marwan Makhoul

I think of this a lot

@daggahighyeena.bsky.social

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this is such a funny fucking thing to say im gonna cry dude

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Philadelphia is the greatest city in the world (sound on).

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

dear ***LORD*** Jennette McCurdy's mom though. Started reading "I'm Glad My Mom Died" last night. About 2/3 of the way through now. I've never been so mad at a book before. #BookSky #ImGladMyMomDied

been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype

is this anything

Bricked Up Masons

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

Goodnight sky, goodnight moon. goodnight red balloon.

Goodnight titties, goodnight butt,

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

holy shit

Someday, we all discover whether we've fathered a child. Memento Maury.

Neat :D Thanks!

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

This is a great book.

I've given three as gifts. It's a great cookbook, and a Rosetta stone for neurotypical folks to understand WHY some things are triggers.

It was, per one recipient, "nearly transformative" in their relationship with their adult autistic son. It got them cooking together, too.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Police have arrived. Arrests seem imminent. The crowd chants “let them pray” and “Minnesota nice means prosecute ICE”

Masked government agents are killing people in the streets, abducting people from their homes in the middle of the night, and arresting those who speak out.

If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?

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The murder of Renee Good by ICE has shocked the nation.

The President is deploying his own personal armed thugs into the streets of America.

In all my years, I've never seen anything like it. (ft. W. Kamau Bell)

America is now at the heavily armed secret police doing warrantless door-to-door house raids in search of undesirable ethnicities and/or political dissenters stage. The difference from well known historical cases is down to scale.