heads up for somebody (sarah isgur) doing some shady reputation laundering on the sneak

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

big win for the sherlock fujos, who have been around since at least the 1970s according to my dad

i vote for the vlad the impaler special, on live tv

For some reason, pretty much no legacy media is reporting that the FSU shooter was specifically asking ChatGPT about hate crime penalties for racially motivated mass shootings right before killing two men of colour...

Your tweets have been so erratic and insane that people are asking if you killed your family. There is a dossier being circulated that reveals all the details about rift's collapse, your drinking/substance abuse, the affair with sarah stock, treatment of your wife, sexual habits and perversions, alleged prostitution.

The text from Milo Yiannopoulos that virtually every Conservative Pundit is dreading hitting their inbox.

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

tbf in 2005 it was more like"what if you could punch your dad and his friends"

counterproposal: hot chicks should get to write a law about stuff religious groups aren't allowed to do anymore

see what i think happened is that he was always a skeleton and then he did an obscene amount of gear to the point of growing purple muscles

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

telling people to their face that they're being annoying

"he is trying to get fragged" is the only explanation i can find for his whole deal at this point

Ah yes, the military, the place famously known for its members exhibiting personal freedom.

let me on infowars. i will be fully insane. i believe that electricity changed colors in the 2010s and that straight people are actually space monsters attempting to breed a race of gay superhumans to fight in their star wars

Takeout article about Pete hegseth’s grilled steak seasoning mix

“the Takeout” gets the wall when the revolution comes

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

democrats leaving money by not scoring on this open net

We are looking at a painting of St Liphardus - a 6th-century lawyer, hermit and abbot in Meung-sur-Loire near Orléans, France. He is wearing bishops clothing including a surplus and mitre and is holding a crook. On a lead is a small knee high green and blue dragon.

We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.

Pinky of Pinky & the Brain was a Fed mole to keep tabs/sabotage the Brain.

Pinky is short for Pinkerton & "narf" was him dropping clues he can't be trusted. Narf=Narc.

he's out here snorting alchemical ingredients because he has become convinced that fullmetal alchemist is real and happened

RICHARD DAWKIN'S I HATE GOD, BUT I LOVE THIS BAR & GRILL is an absolutely incredible joke

i think he's taking some kind of special pills that make him red

why is alex jones so dang red

are you okay

would you kindly help out my pal

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

LOL having the RadReps in your handle and being in favor of "patience" and "elections" as the way to deal with Confederates is the biggest fucking joke. Dude just wears history as a cool cape, never read a book in their fuckin life. Ben Butler would beat these spineless weiners senseless

oh for sure, i just think that the smart money is on the thing that has

1) tropical island
2) prebuilt narrative handwave for having characters movie-level viewers have no idea about
3) answers up front why we didn't see the mutants around

-remake of The Bachelor (1999)
-revival of the gland stories subgenre of pulp fiction
-nemesis the warlock
-big red mclane
-MTV's Date My Mom
-blaster knuckle