Bumfuzzled blockheads.

Something trickled down, but it didn't smell like prosperity.

"It's tails. Leonardo, you have won the toss."

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

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- Michael de Adder

more ghosts should scare the crap out of rich people

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

This is how all copyright cases should be settled.

Maybe for my next embroidery project I'll do a Molotov cocktail and text that says "This little light of mine... I'm going to let it shine"

did the creator of Whac-a-Mole hate any other animals

It’s been a long day, pass the cursed amulet

Saw them at Northwestern University in 1977, or maybe 1978. Terrific show.

Andrew Cuomo gave more money in taxpayer subsidies to Elon Musk than the entire cost of Zohran Mamdani’s free bus plan.

It’s not unreasonable or radical to want our tax dollars to go to programs that help us, instead of as giveaways to billionaires.

I'm tired of seeing headlines highlighting Mamdani's religion.
Don't see ones that say "So and so is the 5,300th Christian elected today"

It’s early, but this might be my favorite tweet.

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

Maybe nobody in the great big world cares about this.
But the public libraries in tiny Jefferson County in Northern Appalachia were in danger of losing their tax funding thanks to right-wing book banners. And we won. The library's funding is safe!!!!!

There's good shit on those free streaming services.

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

We Asked DHS if Federal Agents Wore Horror Masks on Raids. They Responded ‘Happy Halloween! ~ L.A. TACO “They have fun while doing it, which is deeply disturbing. We expect some level of decorum from government officials,” says Phoebe, a member of Harbor Area Peace Patrols, who snapped the photo of the ...

In Chicago, DHS refused to pause the raids and arrests so kids could go trick-or-treating without the risk of getting tear-gassed or subjected to violence.

Meanwhile, DHS agents in Los Angeles celebrated the holiday by conducting raids while wearing horror movie masks.

Sadism as public policy.

This post is divisive. Or at least based on division.

which equals Three Dog Night

Just want to reiterate that there’s no reason for this. There is no increase in crime. There are no riots. There’s no insurrection. They’re doing this without provocation. At least until they create one.

OK. I learned something. Thanks.

Statewide? Is that really a big deal in Maine? I honestly don't know, I'm asking. Is Portland that much different politically than the rest of it?

Sending troops from Texas to forcefully occupy and suppress cities in Illinois and Oregon IN OPPOSITION TO THOSE STATES' GOVERNORS is literally a civil war and it's cooking my brain that Democrats are simply pretending it isn't happening

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Terrible thing, being an advocate for keeping Earth inhabitable.