Updating my age to 30 in my bio. That’s fun.

👋

Thanks handsome 😊

Man standing on cliff edge in Cornwall with Labrador on lead.

Sorry I’ve been busy raising an asshole dog

Not that anyone cares. I’m popping off on my annual leave from Bluesky until the new year. Having a lil social media break.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Happy Friday Mr 😊

Congratulations. Proud of you

Straight to jail

Loved reading this in her voice. She’s gorrrrrgeous

They’re? Clearly they’re not awake yet

Waking up at 21:55 on a Sunday to go work is awful. But it’s even worse when you volunteered for it and they’re only have yourself to blame 🥱

Love BlueSky but I keep forgetting it’s not safe to open in the staff room. Just scrolled past at least 5 (very nice) c*cks within the last 10 seconds.

I’ll save this app for later.

There needs to be a format tweak. The Traitors need to be put in more compromising positions so they are more likely to get caught.

I agree, I love her. But I still feel it wouldn’t be much different: it’s just a bunch of people fumbling and making random guesses. At least in the normal version there’s some desperation so makes it more cutthroat

And anything to do with Kate Garraway is painful to watch. Her two braincells fighting to survive every time she opens her mouth

Celebrity traitors is boring. There’s no oomf.

I tried. I really tried.

Literally thought the same thing

I know! I fear I won’t be able to get him out of the river on our walks now

Yeah not far from

My excuse for the last 3 weeks

I bought a slow cooker. That’s exciting.

Just nothing to report

Not much going on at the moment tbh

RHOSLC is on top form (as always)

Yet another buzz cut

She should do an album on how she became a capitalist beast that makes 10 versions of the same album to pay for her wedding.

That would be interesting.

I know no one asked but, I don’t get Taylor’s POV with this album

Took lil guy on the bus to Greenwich this weekend. He can’t understand why everyone on the bus didn’t want to be his friend. Better luck next time.

Tried S7 of Drag Race last night but struggled. Maybe it’s just not for me anymore.

I’m finding a lot of things that used to entertain me are no longer holding my attention

8 weeks later and he’s growing into his bed