Don Draper: "This is the greatest opportunity since the creation of breakfast cereal. We can say whatever we want."
Cannabis exec: "It's hard to stand out when every strain is so loud."
Draper: "No, everything else is mids, ditchweed. Only your brand has that straight fire."
4/20 in the age of legalization has become the Toyotathon, where it’s not exactly a social holiday but you can expect some good deals on pre-rolls.
Good show that kinda fell off a cliff for the main event
[michael cole, weary and hoarse]
“Ones to the sky for the OTC!”
Main event was a fine WrestleMania Brand Wrestling-like Product. You could barely taste all the sawdust and shredded newspapers they padded it out with.
Punching him in the dick didn’t work. You know what you have to do! PAINT THE MAT!!
“Lenient refereeing” PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK, SHOOT HIM WITH A GUN! NO RULES BABY
Ignoring a blatant DQ, hell yeah baby! Bring on the bozo-brained community theater
8k cameras has them looking like
This match is two old men fighting god. The best kind of wrestling match.
Real talk though the AFI montage ruled.
Welcome back “Some kind of Terminator remix”
Hang on son, Roman Reigns has to think about his whole life before he sets off a shit ton of pyro
A+ segment
“WWE’s resident demon showed up with a bunch of midgets, while commentary yelled repeatedly that we’re supposed to call them that- babe where are you going…”
Michael “They asked us to call them that!!” Cole
If we’re giving out WrestleMania moments, I have a song I’d like to sing.
“The growth of Rhea Ripley”
Ok yeah that match kinda fucked 🔥
When did she start doing a One Winged Angel!? LMAO
Jade Cargill has gone from Female Lex Luger (derogatory) to Female Lex Luger (complimentary)
“Look Paul, Slim Jim gave us a lot of money, so you just keep those tables coming and do not let up.”
The Demon has always been so funny. If you make Finn Balor angry enough, he’ll endure hours of body painting to kill you
WWE was on some bullshit yesterday, Sunday is dogwalking the Saturday show
Imagine rooting against either of these guys. Couldn’t be me.
In a world of WrestleMania superhero cosplay entrances, Trick Williams dared to imagine The Longest Jacket Ever
Trick Williams vs. Sami Zayn
Ladder match was dumb as shit (complimentary)
Every WrestleMania ladder match has one moment that always goes like this
It’s one edible, what’s the worst that could happen
Penta’s entrance: