'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Finally some good unprecedented times have begun

His buffoon image was deliberate - to soften him while he enacted extremely conservative policy. People have reported seeing him purposefully messing up his hair before going on camera.

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

FREE RANGE: FEB 2026 Ah, but will you listen to the very end?

I've done another radio show. Listen whenever you like for a few months.
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Guardian reviewers have a new favourite word this month - splenetic.

Still after cool folk for this by the way. Super easy to do and you can plug your wares to a site that have 40k eyes on it last month.

That Delia piece is INCREDIBLE

10 SONGS WITH… HEY KIDS ROCK N ROLL Welcome to a new sporadic feature where we let interesting and cool people tell us what they’re listening to, what makes them tick, and what they love about certain records. 10 songs that mea…

First of a fun new feature over on my music blog. More to come too!

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Am I just really thick or does everyone have to concentrate incredibly hard to work out whether a clock change = losing or gaining an hour?

May I present this crime against humanity that I am forced to pass on the school run. The apostrophe somehow makes it so much worse.

Here marks the death of my use of Minority Report as an exaggerated example of a fictional, dystopian future.

Kendrick doing that performance with Trump in the building is a moment

probably the most mischievous grin ever

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KENDRICK

Hey this Superbowl scoreboard graphic absolutely blows

Can't remember the last office day I had that wasn't soundtracked by a game of cough tennis. It's just going to be this forever now, isn't it?

“I DON’T SHAKE HANDS WITH WHITE SLAVERS”

Oh man I just let out a ridiculous hoot at this

I think you should just commit to only doing it in song.

Joint Present YouTube video by Portable Radio - Topic

Every time I hear the talky bit in Lonely This Christmas, I think of @phingersphil.bsky.social

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Luigi's Manifesto Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

This feels slightly relevant today

bread time let's have a bread

Manifesting

It's -1° and I can't quite find enough layers, so obviously I saw a teenager in shorts on my commute this morning.

When you eat a Peppa Pig Multivitamin jelly do you believe it’s *literally* the body and blood of Our Lady Peppa Pig or purely symbolic and memorial in character?

When is it correct to buy Christmassy snacks? It's a fine line between making the most of the availability of Treeslets Vs making them less special

Donald Trump and RFK Jr shake hands. Headline: Trump's Cabinet picks raising eyebrows. There are 3 ways this could play out.

1. left eyebrow
2. right eyebrow
3. both eyebrows

Lovely! I've not tried these, but I'm always interested in a pickle number