I'm right on me uppers. I'm absolutely skint. This is all I have 'til the rest of the month, please help if you can.

Paypal: paypal.me/gaykwon?coun...

It’s over

John, Ivan, Ian, Sean, Yohannes, Hanan, Giovanni, Shane, João?

Same name.

John and Jonathan?

Totally different.

I don’t think of the Roman Empire daily, this is the most nb I’ve ever felt

This 50 year old pervert just married this 40 year old baby

Honestly we need to shut absolutely everything down except actually essential services for like 2 months and just be fucking done with COVID.
People didn’t take it seriously before, they’re not gonna take it seriously now.
Martial law to end COVID.

Nice

A group of Philadelphians erased $1.6 million in local medical debt. They celebrated with an unoffic... Two regular residents got their friends to raise more than $17,000 to buy medical debt worth $1.6 million. Instead of cashing in on the debt, they forgave it, helping more than 1,700 Philadelphians.

A group of self-described "gutter-pagan, mostly queer dirtbags" erased $1.6 million in local medical debt. They celebrated with an unofficial debt burning.

Congratulations! That’s tough, and incredibly impressive! I have 7 years, and it continues to get easier

A man scratches behind his dog's ear making a SKRITCH SKRITCH noise. The dog looks content. The man stops and the dog turns his head to the man. The dog then stares directly in the man's eye sand puts his paw on his arm to indicate he wants more scratches. The man resumes scratching behind his dog's ear. The dog looks content.

My higher power is a pair of coveralls

Think about it bro, if the world is a sphere, why doesn’t the water fall off also I believe that there is a huge barrier of water that just kinda floats in the sky

*irl

I like it ok, but it doesn’t grab me the way it seems to everyone I know it’ll who’s seen it

The only Del Toro films I love are Pinocchio and Nightmare Alley. All the rest I want to like so much more than I actually do.

So what the fuck happened to street fight radio?

If queer people can’t be communists because of what countries did in the 20th century, then queer people are not allowed to have any political ideology.

Hice una salsa verde tatemada y fermentada

That looks so good

Can’t believe Cody Ko would do this

Can’t believe Cody Ko would do this

First day back at work after COVID. I haven’t even done anything yet and HOLY SHIT is my stamina still completely gone.

Biblically accurate wife (she’s the intangible concept of any and all groups of Christians)

When I was a kid my parents got me a black gerbil. I really wanted to name him Black Jack (cause it rhymed), but my parents were very evangelical and wouldn’t allow it.
So years before he was as a household name, I had a gerbil named Jack Black.

So, is it pronounced “new skis” or “new skies”?

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.

Whatup

I couldn’t have gotten on here at a better time