Truth is an absolute defense

Better than skateboarding, apparently

The Onion took control of Infowars

Who wants to bet on whomever did this having left a sharp little corner on the wire ties?

I wheelie like this one

Pfsense, of course. 😃

Black painted fingernails and grandmother’s pearls

Openwrt? You can do better.

Hasta la vista, bubba

Try the dishwasher fish…

“DOS” 🙄

“Woah, look at the size of that … purse!”

That was a stretch

Only if we also get “poop mode”, to stop the shitposting 😂

David Hahn has entered the chat.

I’m also deeply sorry that happened to you.

Nothing excuses it.

The statute of limitations on a sexual assault incident involving a victimized adult is 10 years from the date of the last act, attempted act or assault with the intent to commit an act, under California Code of Civil Procedure 340.16(a).

She says it was 2018, so it’s possible he will be charged.

JFC. I’m so sorry for Lonna and everyone who has experienced a similar assault.

Yep

Why is someone from NV a gig worker in DC?

We live in the dumbest timeline

We have docs!

Throw opn in the bin where it belongs!

This is why we do it

Lotto odds seem to high for that event.

a man is pointing at a woman with the word you behind him ALT: a man is pointing at a woman with the word you behind him

I try to not talk to those neighbors much.

Buy me some wine,

Summary dismissal in 3..2…