They should have called it Splatoon 3 ODST why didn't they do that

yeah sure sounds great

i dont wanna pretend i wanna see the homer simpson cut on my guy and i want it yesterday

why the FUCK cant my inkling be bald. there should be a whole myriad of balding hairstyles.

splatoon threee

Oof, yeah I could see that!

also i just realized- the bodies hit the board before the spell youre about to cast lands- so you get the counters on the bodies same turn!! assuming you cast the spell you grab.

yeah! plus the act of targeting a card in the opponents graveyard is a crime in and of itself- so you dont necessarily have to grab a targeting spell to satisfy the requirement. the tokens getting menace is a nice cherry on top as well.

mtg card: 'Gisa, the Hellraiser'

a lil mana intense- but something like gisa can put bodies on the board for you to sac. the only shame is that Nita only activates as a sorcery. But if you end up criming on opponents turns too, youre churnin out bodies left & right.

playing splatoon w/ ur friends: 😇🤗🫡
playing splatoon against ur friends: 🫪😈🤬

dapple dualies

Yokes Plus 2 🥈 Mako Bracket SoS 223!
@korisocks.bsky.social ate her breakfast
vowels- ate his lunch
yaagirljay- ate her dinner
@necoconeco.bsky.social that's meee haiiii :333 :3 :33 :3333 :3 :33 :3333333

Love your teammates. Love your opponents. Love your TOs.

there is a crossroad in many industries between love and money. Working in medicine, I see this constantly, and I understand why it is the way it is. But in esports?? Absolutely not. Games are love. We are all born on an even playing ground. Fuck EVO. Fuck Blizzard. Play the damn game.

if other trans people are excluded from entire countries that an event is held at, I will never go. Fuck that.

the evo buyout looks like the beginning of the end, but grassroots will always endure. Same reason I hate nintendo putting their grubby hands in splatoon, but I hate nintendo much less. I only play Splat bc it's mostly grassroots. Ill only play other games at grassroots events.

in splatoon 2 locals basically didnt exist and now theres like 20 of them and more coming, remember that when people say the game is dead lol

happy birthday vic!! 30, flirty, & thriving !!!!

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every spl team needs to be put in a set where they have to reverse sweep a bunch of games in a row, nothing will bring you closer than having to unlock the clutch gene together

u know who needs a momocon team?? lil ol neco co neco. lil ol me. idk what to tell u. im a fine soda. im pretty sick with it. pls play w me <3

neco era

Lake Effect is taking d9 americas 4 sure

Upswingin' finished 🥉 in Mako bracket of Swim or Sink 222!

@aaron19876.bsky.social 🎷Stamper of doom and zipping people
@necoconeco.bsky.social 🎷Dapples of doom and running around people
@korisocks.bsky.social 🎷 Trizooka spammer
@shadowedm.bsky.social 🎷 Hard-to-kill Heavy

Sorry guys I did bait you. The hottest weapon is whatever I'm playing when I'm playing for the six-pack yokes babeyyyyy

sending best wishes ur way !

I think Tom Bombadil players should be a seperate bracket where they only play against other Tom Bombadil players. Strangely enough, I think all of them would have more fun this way too.

it isnt true. and it didnt happen

Extraplanar Lens + Snow-covered basic landbase is coward behavior. People say 'mono-color decks need the advantage' no they don't. Every other snow synergy is awesome but that one specifically is for losers ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

3rd place in A4One
I played with:
@shellfire.bsky.social: Played blob and explo. “that’s how you get good at blob, you eat drywall”
@necoconeco.bsky.social: Played dapples. “Play what’s in ur heart <3”
@tranzpunk.bsky.social: Played mini splatting and crab dread. “If it don’t broke, it’s not broke”