photograph of a bagel edited to have purple eyes and light blonde hair like the Targaryen dynasty from Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire Bhaegel = Bagel, it's a pun, see
Prince Bhaegel Targaryen
he's a little inbred
from Wikipedia:
Aronofsky is known for his environmental activism and veganism. A number of his films, notably Noah and Mother!, can be read as environmental parables.
Nothing more environmentalist than using the water-sucking plagiarism machine!
me when someone asks me about my special interests
Given the Trump admin's record for their attempted show trials (Letitia James, Jack Smith, James Comey) it'd be hilarious if they bungle this and there's either a mistrial or Maduro is found not guilty
if I had a nickel for every time a left-of-center YouTuber got mad at generic "leftists" for something that's the fault of capitalism, I'd have two nickels
which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice
Haus of Hapsburg
the biggest one of all: Sir Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Edited screenshot of the 1990 game 'Secret of Monkey Island', with Guybrush Threepwood's dialogue saying "I think there should be a holy war against yoga classes", a quote from German filmmaker Werner Herzog.
Edited screenshot of the 1991 game 'Duke Nukem', with the Duke's dialogue saying "Every man should pull a boat over a mountain once in his life", a quote from German filmmaker Werner Herzog.
Edited screenshot of the 1999 game 'Pokémon Snap', with Professor Oak's dialogue saying "Civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon an ocean of darkness and chaos", a quote from German filmmaker Werner Herzog.
Edited screenshot of the 2004 game 'the Sims 2, with a Sim version of Werner Herzog saying "Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world".
This works really well with Werner Herzog quotes
The image is a line graph depicting polling data on the most important issues to Americans from 2023 to 2025. The horizontal axis represents time, marked from 2023 to 2025, while the vertical axis denotes the percentage of U.S. adult citizens, ranging from 0% to 30%. The graph features multiple colored lines, each representing a different issue: -Inflation/prices (gray line) starts at around 22%, peaking near 28%, and fluctuating to settle at 25%. -Jobs and the economy (green line) remains between 10% and 18%, ending at 15%. -Health care (red line) stays around 10% throughout. -Immigration (purple line) hovers around 8%. -Civil rights (blue line) averages around 7%.
the way Immigration climbed as an 'issue of importance' during 2024 and then declined after the election really does prove we're a bunch of sheep
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a D&RGW K-36.
It's always wild to see these right wing ghouls aren't much older than their late 30s or early 40s at most. Living a life full of hate really destroys your appearance. I'd feel sorry for them of they weren't such monstrous people.
Every smartphone in the world contains a CPU descended from one designed by a trans woman in the 1980s. The Matrix is one of the most influential movie franchises of all time. Electronic music was pioneered and popularized by a trans woman. I could go on
gonna tell my grandkids this is Deltarune
your illustrations always give me the vibe of a children's book I read when I was really little and barely remember, and no one else seems to know exists, but it still made an indelible impression on me 💜
I think you look cool
I feel like the better solution to this is to just design our roads in a way that high speed traffic is segregated from pedestrians, and then to use road design to limit the speed of cars on mixed-mode streets.
not to say that banning explicit works is ideal either, just that these rules are so absurdly broad they could be used to ban pretty much anything
thinking of non-explicit works that would be banned under these guidelines and it is a very long list
yoooo this is fire!
a barbarian stands on a dias backlit by a magenta glow and surrounded by skeletons who are looking to get him.
think that's the sketch mostly done, maybe a bit more noodling on it and then onto a very involved overpainting!
I want to take every single one of those Democrats who refuse to take a stance on an issue because "it doesn't poll well" and subject them to a montage of Republicans consistently backing horrifying positions even if the majority of the country disagrees with them, Clockwork Orange-style
Michael I'm so tired.
this art makes me nostalgic and cozy the same way having a campfire on a cold winter night does
I have multi-page spreadsheets of craftable recipes for both games so I can quickly lookup what I need to make eggy bread or pizza or whatever :p
The 'Epic Handshake Meme', showing two muscular arms shaking hands. The left arm is labelled 'Stardew Valley', the right arm 'Book of Hours', and the handshake is labelled 'only playable with 53 tabs of the game wiki open'.
why are cozy games like this?
I'm not complaining, it hones my research skills :p
#StardewValley #BookOfHours #CozyGames
Photograph of a black rat snake on a forest floor with green foliage and dried leaves.
They were happy to just sit in the grass by the trail, letting me snap this picture, only leaving when I said "hey you should probably move, someone might step on you"
saw a snake today 🐍
Éowyn, disguised as Dernhelm, among the Riders of Rohan ⚔️
Based on Eugéne Grasset’s “Jeanne chevauchant au milieu des hommes d’armes” (1894)
#lordoftherings #lotr #eowyn #lotrfanart #illustration #fantasyart #tolkien
"Hey, what you got there?"
me: <hides the entire language I created for my OCs' world>
me: "A traumatized bisexual"
