How else are you getting lengua?

Awesome. Can’t wait for gas station and Great Value smartphone batteries on airplanes.

“Mutually harmonious”? What a delusional asshole.

Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event President Donald Trump and many of his conservative Christian supporters are participating in a marathon Bible reading event.

Can’t wait. The man who openly fights with the Pope, threatens to annihilate civilizations, and his supporters are going to read the Bible aloud because our forefathers were reportedly religious and somehow that matters.

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Thanks to them, imagine the efficiency of the guillotine with robots and AI!

What makes you think I am not already wearing them?

I see Ford learned nothing from the late 70’s and early 80’s.

Phenomenal voice and style

Normally one has to get a DUI to be legally declared a drunk. This guy is choosing to pay for the offensive legal team to do it in civil court.

Choosing this route proves he drunk, high or stupid.

He’s not talking about his car.

He’s all alone on a Sunday afternoon. His handlers are gone until Monday, his wife is understandably as far away as she can get.

Sure he has. For the last six years it has been Trump lackeys suddenly getting their grubby mitts on information that proves the election was stolen.

When asked to make that information public, they can’t seem to ever do that.

Hey MAGA. What happened to all of Hegseth's steaks and shrimp, lobster tails and ice cream that you all insisted were for the troops?

Hey, stop that. After Cuba, DPRK could very well be next on Dumkoff von Shitzenpantz list.

Who litigates elections that they won?

Cheaters, past present or future.

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

But they somehow have First Amendment rights…

I have a nesting pair this year in the tulip tree.

When I was a yute, one of my girlfriends was Italian from a veeeery traditional Italian family.

Never have I eaten so well. And yes, sausage in the sauce is a common trick.

Fondly remember the food. And the jet black hair.

White woman experiences the joy of adding spices to food

To be fair, not all of them were teenage girl diddlers, they were simply rich pricks looking to get richer by networking with other rich pricks who just happened to be teenage girl diddlers.

This is your deep state.

Of course he said to tow the line…

In the words of the Viceroy of Lampoon at Warner Brothers..

Whatta maroon…

You can call it first degree homicide.

You’re in the wrong place for facts and conversation, shortcake.

Show me the bottom of the eggs. The way that pan is sizzling, true artisan to avoid scorching the bottom.

Usually 40-ish, but if I find barrel strength, I’m all-in.

Do we really need to keep on with these performances? I’m not feeling it.

Want me to love this country? A good place to start is stopping the madness of Trump suing his own agencies.

Yes

C’mon, when the first inclination is to take it to BSKY and not start making phone calls, it sets a tone.

People usually already know the problem, tell me what you’re doing about it since that is this guy’s job.

How do I follow this man and all this insanity?