Ouch poor you, I can't face implants for this reason. My teeth are damaged from years of acid reflux.

I have visited her website and ordered the 'this candle smells like my fur' and the 'smell of success' body spray. She is truly an inspiration.

I would rate that as about helpful as the 'friend' who told me not to 'dwell' on the fact that my oldest friend had died suddenly.

And having seen it, you look just fine on the picture.

Well I think that is a very rude and insensitive to say. You are entitled to use any photo you like without her comments.

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I have just finished a mystery that was pretty baffling. The conclusion was that person A killed person B but no motive or method was given. The main point of the book was for the beautiful amateur detective to marry the handsome policeman.

In a nutshell. 😊

Photo shows a large ballerina doll with a head like a cappuccino cup.

Photo shows a snowy wolf fleece.

Photo shows a box of storage canisters with 'when the lights are on, fall in love with kitchen'.

I saw some amazing gift ideas today on my walk around #Norwich today.

What no cuddly toy!

Harry Heape Indiana Bones

Indiana Bones by Harry Heape

Today is my birthday. Please buy a small person you know a copy of #IndianaBones and #KeepKidsReading xx

A very excited child went past me in the city centre they said 'look Mummy a clock tower!'.

I would struggle to file any Gil Scott Heron in your shelving. Double barrelled name and a real mixture of genres in his music.

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I was listening to 80s synth music & was reminded of the girl I went to college with. Her claim to fame was her brother used to play badminton with a member of Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

Not sure about the new Star Wars.

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

You can't get the staff these days!

I Did Not Tell Death Where I Lived   I did not tell Death where I lived – But he has found me all the same. I hear his knock upon my door And the calling of my name.   My Snapchat settings kept him out. On Instagram I blocked him. Facebook friend requests were spurned – Yet still he keeps on knocking.   A court injunction freshly filed, But still I sit in fear. Oh, my mistake. It is not Death – I think my pizza’s here. Brian Bilston    

Today’s poem is called ‘I Did Not Tell Death Where I Lived’.

A cute figurine of a bear made from amber. It looks like a gummy bear

A figurine of a hippo with a hole in his back and a loop of gold going through the hole. The figurine is made of a transparent glassy material. Rock crystal, perhaps. It looks not unlike a Foxe's glacier mint.

A carved bust of a bearded man in a brown material, against a red background. If you told us it was carved from chocolate, we wouldn't argue.

A figurine of a hippo in a green material (nephrite, apparently, whatever that is). It looks like it could be a wine gum, but one of the green ones that no one really likes.

Today we will be mainly posting pictures of artefacts that look like sweets. 🍬🍫

Yes I know someone like this, highlights include 'that gap in your teeth has definitely got worse.'

She looks very relaxed and I can't believe how much she has grown!

Can't think of any reason why you wouldn't spend 10 seconds signing this.

Please share X

I hope you're not going to milk this.

He always cancels any gigs he has arranged due to exhaustion or some other reason. Hopefully Ye will do the same.

The same person who had to withdraw a 'history' book when it turned out she had based it on a misunderstanding. She never fails to disappoint.

Hello #NCFC

Over on X I seem to angered a random woman who accused me of being a b*tch and and a teacher as if that was worse!

The fox is amazing.

We got rid of a very boring man at a beer festival when my friend replied 'really how interesting' in a bored voice to everything he said. Eventually he took the hint and left.

I spoke to another GP who wasn't a dinosaur. I wasn't upset when he retired!

From a micro brewery near my mum.