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Posts by Hewitt Huntwork

(My sister shared the OP and I was drawn in by the OP's conundrum and healthy attitude. I started listening to KISS at age 5 in 1976 and stopped last year when they announced they would be accepting trumpstein's Kennedy Center award. Normalize fascism on someone else's time, KISS!)

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I don't read SF but I read this whole thread. The past is problematic in every art form. Fortunately, in 2026 we are media rich and do not need to consume the things that are problematic for our Present. Nothing is sacred! Some of today's art, too, will ruffle tomorrow's feathers. Let's do our best!

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Happy birthday! At the other place, I followed one guy who was too funny for the small amount of traction his posts got. Here on Bluesky, YOU'RE my one follow who is too funny for the small amount of traction your posts get. Here's to another year of wider audience deserving jokes!

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"The Lord wants you to be rich; spraying your golden jizz all over the market's tits."
Job 69:69

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I like that he called him a leaker but not a LIAR

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Eventually it was down for me too!

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What makes you say that?

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Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.

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There are probably a few things that should get you banned from Hollywood forever but one of them is definitely writing or in any way being involved in a movie in which a dog dies

I don't know what we have to do to make clear to Hollywood that no one anywhere wants to see movies in which a dog dies

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HOT TAKE depicting yourself as Jesus is inappropriate to Christians and depicting yourself as a doctor is inappropriate to everyone.

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Whenever people announce they're taking a break from social media I always say, "it's like getting bangs. Do it, don't do it, but leave the rest of us the fuck out of it."

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Donald Trump is so fucking crazy that he can't even admit that the Strait of Hormuz is currently closed, though that's 100% the reality we live in based on every conceivable metric capable of human measurement

You can't have a president who lives in his own reality, you just *can't*

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Plague, Pestilence, and Famine

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The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Leftovers

A Simple Flan

Crock Pot Time Machine

Ovaltine Wolf

Mystic Pizza With Pineapple

The Legend Of Bagger Vance But Instead Of Bagger Vance It's The Guy From The Pringles Canister

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Add food to a movie title?

Obviously the right answer is...

Sophie's Choice Of Soup Or Salad

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I think of this song ALL THE TIME since the escalator.

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remember when they wanted to change the rule that says the President has to be a natural-born citizen so they could nominate Schwarzenegger

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According to the Bible, the end times will be heralded by the sound of seven trumpets. And this is why we can't trust ska bands

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Post an image you can hear

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LA GUILLOTINE: Hold my beer...

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I'm torn. Obviously, "audibly ripped ass" is redundant. And yet, without the "audibly" I'm not sure I would have known what the hell you were talking about. I'm naming this Argon's Paradox!

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Love it!

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I saw that. I had hoped it would be hott, but it was nott.

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just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Hamnet where they all have realistic CGI buttholes

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It's a cookbook!

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the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

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"Can I get more falconer in my monitor?"
~ The falcon

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Runner up

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The new Dune movie.

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I did a few. My favorite:

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