I wonder sometimes if these celebrity photographers are deliberately trying to humiliate their subjects with these fashion choices, and just failing miserably.

My guess is that the sample images that it pulls from doesn't always show the full set of 5, like a finger is bent or the hand is obscured by something (or, in prayer, right next to another hand).

It just grabs a bunch of images and says the human hand has 5ish fingers, on average.

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

Its only real crime is that there's not enough of it.

So I guess that wasn't an adjective and it was an actual name. Letting past version of me know this guy may be a touch problematic? Still getting info, but didn't want you self-hating on your looks over this dude. Inner beauty and all that. ✨

A Letter to My Three-Year-Old Self “I’m not here to warn you or tell you what I regret. Who am I to magic-wand your days? I’m only asking to sit with you, to feel your full, Jergens-soft cheek...

"Remember, you know things, too. Deep inside. You’ll question yourself. We all do. But you have a gut-level knowing that would rise up and out from that sweet belly, even if you were the last person on Earth, walking around with your Nuk and the last bag of Doritos."
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Thank you.

Regardless of context, the eye needs an anchoring point here and it's a great ocean view, which fits the title, and the color palette is minimal which other coastal buildings may not do. Compositionally, I've always liked this cover.

And it was fine... when the album dropped.

The Helvetica-but-not-Helvetica font and the single dot of "art" remind me that manhood is a choice, and this cereal is far removed from it.

That being said, women had to put up with pink marketing and upcharges for years. This feels less offensive, even when the same mechanisms are at play.

This is the first non-programming mention of Claude that I've seen. It's also the last one I expected.

And I'm sure she was paid more than $250 to tweet that.

We'll need a follow-up when the costume DLC drops.

Majora's Mask and Link Between Worlds both have great stories, grappling with how people can influence the world around them, and what a person's life can mean to others.

Link to the Past has great dungeon, boss, and overworld design and sets the standard for every Zelda game that follows.

Majora's Mask
Link to the Past
Link Between Worlds

So what you're saying is PeePaw is in hell.

I feel like the ones betting "yes" would at least get a talking-to, with a QR code for a reputable charity handy.

He's forced to use one of the male Siri voices because the female ones stopped working on his phone. Not sure why.

I looked up what all these terms meant a couple of hours ago, did other things, and came back retaining none of it.

Shinedown hates politics in general (Their "Planet Zero" album expressed that frustration) and aren't country, likely repping the "rock" part of the event title. It's weird they were in the lineup to begin with, even as a festival band.

As an aside, I would have put up twenty mirrors in my dorm room if I were that, uh, "clavicular" in college. Just pure, mog-resistant narcissism. May he find someone who appreciates him more than clickbaity trash video sites.

A loading screen featuring characters from Fortnite, with "Fortnite Chapter 2" in the upper left corner. The characters are standing in a grassy field with red flowers, framed by a forest with orange trees and a large tower with a supernatural glow at the top in the background.

You're getting Genshin from that? I'm getting Fortnite.

(Image attached is what came to mind, and I believe this was the season Aloy was put into the game.)

It's great all-around.

Apparently, so do they.

May you find the man who reads your dialog and isn't confused by the plot.

A workflow diagram: Have great idea Finish project Start project Tell everyone The finish project is missed out.

Morning

A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon GARY: Hey Cindy, remember the other day when we were talking about optimizations? CINDY: Yeah, I wanted to circle back on that. GARY: Me too. You s...

GARY: So I wanted to close the loop. In addition to the other deliverables, I have one more. It’s this wedding ring. Cindy, will you marry me?

CINDY: I will, Gary. You have been an absolute ninja. This moves the needle in a significant way.

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I think the Quil family of medicines is seen as the big guns for serious illness. So, they're taking on Tylenol (who's had a rough 2025) and getting some of that market share by entering the "headache" market.

I'd have to double-check my math, but I think it's something exciting!

This medicine is for ages 12 and up. So teenagers can drink 20-proof if they have an owie.

Unless the stitching's hidden, they may need to know because they're not vers.

Can't speak to anyone else's choices. I don't hit the gym and don't like getting hit on as an ace, so it never appealed to me.

I feel like if you invest in your body, though, demonstrating the returns is socially acceptable no matter what. Be proud of the road you're on. Long life and mad gains.