I hate these short goal kicks.

I actually think he did better in the Open Cup game than in basically any regular season game this year (which, to be fair, is a very low bar).

“Thigh” sounds like the new code for embarrassed/ashamed.

I honestly forgot Louis was playing for most of the game.

A complete 180 from Troy falling on his sword after every match.

Yeah, I was really confused when they said that; they also said that DC had more subs on the bench than Knox, which didn’t make sense either.

Clark wasn’t on the team sheet.

Instead of getting back in the game, Stroud stays on the ground and yells.

Bottom of Tier 1 vs Top of Tier 3

I hate to say it feels like a pretty even match.

Where’s Clark?

I think the average fan is looking at this game as our one chance to win big this season.

Ouch

DC finally dropped to final third. It was fun while it lasted.

That is the worst pitch I’ve ever seen.

He’s going to be so upset if he sees this 😬

I thought that was Jose Andres for a second.

The whole concept of xG mystifies me.

I hate this last minute subbing effort. We need fresh legs 15 minutes ago!

IBC

I get it, but I would have rather had Mara (and Talon) than Thrawn.

Man, I miss Legends.

Maybe everyone’s going to wear a short tie.

Cutting.

Google told me it means “light rail transit,” which sounds about right.

Reporter is fed DC Water talking points + DOI refuses to let NPS speak to the reporter = A very one sided article

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Was loving all our chances, but hated not seeing them go in.

And woof, we’re lucky for the offside call at the end.

I don’t see Monday on the bench, is she ok?

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