I don't like to talk about people's appearances but I can't stop thinking about one specific roast of Kash Patel that I read and it's:

Kash Patel always looks like it's his first time having eyes.

It's so mean, but I laughed so fuckin hard, and sometimes I'll remember it and just giggle.

Don't forget Judge Jeanine Box of Wine Pirro. & Homan sometimes slurs during interviews. #1 qualification for a job in the Trump admin is loyalty to Trump above all. #2 Fox News propagandist or someone who is OK with lying. #3 druggie (RFK Jr) or drunkard ..#101 competent & well-suited for the role.

Didn't Trump's sister say he did that? Had someone else do his school work and tests?

Y’all are wild

So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.

Drinks for all my friends

and South Korea 🇰🇷

I want what Brazil 🇧🇷 had as well

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

Canadians Visiting U.S. By Car Down 35% In 2 Years Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.

Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.

Poilievre better hope he never comes to Canada.

It's really something to be living through the worst President, the worst Supreme Court, and the worst Congress all at once

Da Pope is a citizen of America and Peru.

This may be true in some areas. But a lot of New Yorkers don't have cars, but do have money. And where I live I need a car to get to work but I'm not rich. What kind of policies to encourage it are you thinking of? There's a new law that makes auto loan interest tax deductible, is that what U mean?

I am judging you by your lack of turn signals.

Didn't Ukraine give up nukes and they were later targeted? North Korea and other observers know that having nukes means they are less likely to be attacked. Iran's new Ayatollah has even more of an incentive to develop a nuclear program now than he did before.

This is so well done. 👌

Japanese media attempts to explain Taco 🌮 Trump.

Every member of the GOP that doesn’t attempt to stop the madman is complicit in everything he does. No matter what they do to suppress voting, we all must do everything to ensure we vote in numbers that will leave no doubt.

We vote.

We vote them all out.

Then we hold them accountable.

Think this is the 1 w/ Phil Morris playing a noble Jem H'dar upholding a system that isn't worthy of him. Top 4 Jem H'dar, along with Goran'igar in "#HippocraticOath", Ometi'klan in "#TotheDeath" & the "I can't defeat this Klingon, I can only kill him" Jem H'dar in that two-parter. #allatartrek #ds9

The US Department of War Crimes.

You might forward this story to every Marine you know.

every cop does this, the whole institution is rotten through and through. when i got arrested they emptied my wallet, called it an "intake fee." my lawyer said that with a straight face as if it wasn't a demonstration of the banality of evil. all cops, but especially ICE officers, are bastards.

GLINDA:
You don't need to be helped any longer.
You've always had the power to go back to
Democracy.

TIGER WOODS for tRUMP'S CHAUFFEUR

😂🤣😅
🏌️🚗 Tiger Woods just DUI'd his way into Trump's cabinet. Chauffeur position: FILLED. #NoKings #lagunabeach
March 28, 2026