Herbert Hoover

Nothing more excruciating than when you watch half a second of a cat video and decide you want to send it to your boyfriend but now you have to sit through the other fifteen seconds to make sure it stays cute all the way through.

Chubby Checker got his stage name from a Fats Domino Clan name generator website

why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Charlie Kirk

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Like a pub crawl but you go to different coffee shops seeing how much of the Gorillaz discography you can hear without getting any repeats

Hey man we’re going cruising later. You know we’re gonna go to the park and try and hook up with some older guys. It’s not gay, man. It’s just an activity.

Having a drooling moron cut into your asshole with his tac-knife to see if you're Mexican at the airport, well, that's the price you pay for Triss being black in the Netflix Witcher. We knew the cost!

My son, Saxon, is so based that when we would go to a diner in LA he would always order Theresa May haircut

Bluesky please add the option to mute suffixes I am drowning in ___maxxing jokes

Frankenstein doesn't deserve best costume design because they never gave Frankenstein a fun little hat. Every other character got a fun little hat and I was waiting to see what kind of hat he would get for two hours and all he got was a bunch of cloaks and scarves.

Recently realized that January birthdays are part of the previous year's zodiac so I'm a Rooster and not a Dog and I'm gonna make it my whole personality like when a boomer finds out they are eight percent Scottish

His name is Basil Expeditions because he sends Austin on his Expeditions.

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

The news is awful but at least we get Mayor Pete back in his prime posting style: coming on once a day to say "War is defined as a conflict between two, or more, nations. It is often marked by violent disagreement. And speaking of in wars, soldiers are the word for what we call who fight in them."

Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all

i got a spongebob tattoo and i retweet spongebob fan accounts all the time and i went on a podcast with a spongebob influencer and told him i loved his podcast and appreciated being on. but all of my friends will "freak out" if you say i like spongebob. and well, thats basically just, totally normal

“Local Mom Stupid”

Always a nice surprise to find a restaurant in Seattle that is actually serving Restaurant and not Hotel Bar or Museum Cafeteria

Not the central part of the issue, for sure, but another reason they're coming after trans athletes is to dismantle and delegitimize women's sports in general. The agenda includes eventual imprisonment of women in the home. Has nothing to do with the love of sports, but that's obvious

The latest Snatch Game patch completely nerfed the fictional character meta

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

I think… I think I may have done something really bad

Searched for "butt hole" on Letterboxd to see if there were any movies with butt hole in the title and it gave me a movie called Boot Hill

Definitely not thinking of that video where the horse eats the baby chick right now

Refreshed the feed and nobody has said anything about the Dunkin donuts ad yet so I assume we are all busy killing ourselves

I’m one of the dumbasses in the army saluting the Super Bowl