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Shout out to Danny dimes for understanding that civilians don’t render hand salutes

We used to be a proper country

The extended family has to be deep down the non-extradition rabbit hole

His one true passion is being a shitty real estate developer

Hopefully pancakes are just off screen

Send poods

Could’ve been you

LBJ got a silver star in the USNR 😂

I would love to see Dort’s ht/wt these days. Gotta imagine his dungeon at the pentagon isn’t helping his chubby frame

Hurry up Ranger eat your chow and get back to the rocks

Okay but make it defense tech and you’re onto something

He talks like that one weird chaplain everyone avoids before SP

Chill out Chappy it’s just a press conference

When in a hotel you can always find The Office reruns to serve as that comforting background noise

Outlook iOS app keeps turning copilot back on even when i turn it off and I’m so close to deleting the app

Damn- there’s hubris, then there is whatever this is…

Thinnest neck in all the land

Jesus man take a Xanax

In all honesty- would be pretty cool

They all have nostalgia for their 80/90s childhoods and are convinced the world was “healthier” then

Dort is like cal naughton jr in talladega nights describing his idea of Jesus

Soft hand brigade

A case a month for 36 years 🫡

Reminder that in the depths of the Great Depression 41% still voted for Hoover

It all makes sense now

This feels like a cut scene from command and conquer red alert 2

Cryin’ Joe is what many people are saying. Many people

A painting of the Traitor Lee taking a big fat fuckin Appomattox-sized L

The Penalty of Treason is Death No North No South The Union Forever

On this 9th day of April, in the Year of our Lord 2026, of the Independence of the United States of America the 249th, and of its enforced preservation the 162nd, let me be the first to wish you happy The Penalty of Treason is Death ~ No North, No South, The Union Forever Day 😊