“Wait, there is gender in hell?” “Honey, there is ONLY gender in hell!”

Wow why’s everybody beefing with Mary Kill?

You KNOW I got that DOG (16-year-old house cat with hyperthyroidism, arthritis, lazy eye) in me!

“Get me the soul and wit of Joe Besser in the hunkiest package Hollywood has to offer!”

No One
Goes To
Money
Island
For Their
Health

Yeah but being torn between two cuisines? Who’s his executioner, Mary MacGregor?

“Stop taking, taking, taking from me…just give me something to lose…”

Ain’t nobody out here doing something the way I do nothing

Doubt

Project Hail Mario Galaxy why is no one on this bus talking about this with me

Using an apostrophe at the start of a phrase or word-unit, such as “The Spirit of ‘76” is a pre-postrophe

Turns out some bottomless pits are topless

She has you over, nice place, coffee table freighted with an over-sized prestige copy of Carle’s The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Marbled endpapers, engraved book plate, the works. She tells you it’s been in her family for generations, a touchstone.

Yeah what can’t he can’t do?

He lacked trash consciousness

Oh my god it’s “Tom”, what a gaff

Didn’t Drew’s dad run their PR account back then?

Too many yutes hoggin the machine! Couldn’t get close, went home melancholy many a time.

Zoom in on child drawing a picture, child looks to camera “You fuckin A got that right”

This Buddha has dog nature

Plot twist: they both puke

This is a “kitchen table” issue to me; prioritize the availability of safe, effective and affordable medical procedures.

She’s a 10 but she pronounces it Bing Ghidorah

Love mi Congresita so much! I find her _literally_ inspiring, in that her actions, values, and commitment breathe energy and optimism into me.

Comic illustration of Kat, with copy that reads "I didn't plan to run for Congress. This is how I got here."

Comic illustration, panel 1: Immigrants locked behind a fence, with copy that reads "United States. October 2025: / INSIDE AN ICE PRISON, HUNDREDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN ARE SHACKLED AND DEPRIVED OF THEIR BASIC RIGHTS. Comic illustration, frame 2: Detainees stand over a disgusting toiler, with copy that reads "OVER 95% OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO CRIMINAL RECORD. / NOWHERE TO SIT OR LIE DOWN. NO LIGHT FROM THE PLYWOOD-COVERED WINDOWS."

Comic illustration, panel 1: Crowds of people hold gross food, with copy that reads "MOLDY FOOD AND ONE BOTTLE OF WATER A DAY. IT'S HORRIFIC." Comic illustration, panel 2: Broadview ICE facility, with copy that reads "THIS IS WHERE OUR NEIGHBORS ARE TAKEN AFTER ICE SNATCHES THEM OFF THE STREETS. JUST OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO, IN BROADVIEW, ILLINOIS." Copy at the very bottom reads 'TO BE CONTINUED..."

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A significant number of Americans think that being racist should be free speech but calling someone racist should not be.

#streetart

“Girl I’m so Pepsi I can’t even _think_ Coke!”

#chicagotooth

Leprechaulony