Why is it all you bean souping mother fuckers will hold a grudge forever if someone accidentally misgenders a cartoon alien, but wanna welcome every neo nazi into the fold if they bat their eyelashes at you?

I... I can't believe I have to say this, but we cannot rehabilitate Tucker Carlson.

Egg on my face for writing the part of that post which expresses support for the pope and church. I haven't re-read it, but I assume it's in there somewhere.

someone should have spoken up about how donald trump would be a bad president. but nobody did. and now, we pay the price...

The main reason they wanted to drain the swamp was because they needed more water to flood the zone.

Repost this if you're also not.

I appreciate the sentiment, but that's a really strange claim from a guy whose whole deal is Bible stuff

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

The same people who say this will freak the fuck out if a protest to support queer people's civil rights in their own country blocks traffic for a few minutes.

Someone using the "Chickens for KFC" line asked me why I went no contact with my racist, transphobic parents but support Palestine, and I'll tell you what, when they start genociding western Maryland I'll raise money for them too, hope this helps.

I feel like it must be fun to write for The Boys.
What if Ant-man but he did weird butt stuff? what if Etrigan the demon but his butt stuff was super fucked up? How come nobody ever talks about the kinda butt stuff Scarlet Witch gets up to? These questions and more are yours to unravel.

Just had my first laser hair removal session, and just thought you should all know that I am extremely tough and stoic

Sometimes I think it'd be a good idea to check up on the Minecraft community, then I see people complaining that the April fools update Mojang made as a joke wasn't as in depth as they'd like it to be and I remember how much that community sucks

Suntok, been a long while! Just 4 levels away from that iron banana shader.

Will be in hunter/warlock just to complete the armor sets sometime this weekend 👀

weak americans, us brits love some carrots, shoe soles & what the hell even is that other thing. a volcanic rock?

Do you think threatening to coup the pope will effect the release of JD Vance's new book about why he converted to Catholicism?

Re: moral panics

Some people are sensitive to things like unnecessary waste. They might be kind of bothered by the trajectory of certain things more than you are excited about it.

I should be allowed to stop time from moving just to cry before having to continue my work

This reminds me of the last wish raid where during the world's first completion of it everyone immediately found a cheese for the Riven fight that was so obvious everyone assumed it the intended way to do it

'Alpitronic Hypercharger' does sound more like something that might malfunction on the starship Enterprise

Naming a medigun in TF2 the Estrogen Beam because I wanna cause problems in pubs

Seeing about a thousand posts of people preemptively mad at leftists for scoffing at no kings protests, and not one single post which meets this description.

Good to see Noam Chomsky still getting out at his age

There is no child out there identitying as a hologram, the only way they could put that in a newspaper is to get an attention-seeking dickhead to say it.

And even she couldn't bring herself to pretend to have direct experience of dealing with the child.

I suppose the danger proposed here is that if such a hypothetical hologram child were validated, they'd attempt to medically transition into a hologram somehow? Do I have that right?

Stanley stares into the distance. there is an inset of an empty blue bottle of poison

This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10

This is one of those videos where the argument is so clearly and effectively laid out that I don't think anyone could reasonably argue against it. In a sane world, it would be the final word on the subject.

Oh hey this is one of those games that contain the horrors

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